I'll admit it. I play the Florida Lottery. I know it's a fool's pursuit. I know the chances of winning are infinitesimal. But I also know that spending $2 a week is not an expense about which I'm really concerned.
If I won the lottery, I've got a pretty good plan in my head what I'd do with the money:
- Pay off the house.
- Buy a home in Italy.
- Buy a home in Los Angeles.
- Buy the lot next to mine here in Orlando and put an addition on the house with a full library and movie theater in it.
- Travel throughout the US to some of the states I've never been (Alaska, Hawaii, Montana, to name a few) and throughout the world to a few countries, such as the UK, Australia, Iceland, Japan, China, and Russia.
- Give Britt control of my business and open up a comic book store/cafe/movie theater.
- Go live on the beach for a year and write a book. And a screenplay.
- Pay some hot girl to tattoo my name as a tramp stamp.
- Have a child named Thor who will be raised by a full-time nanny named Ada.
- Get my PhD in something.
- Bribe someone so that I can get an Academy Award.
- Hire Gary Coleman to be my bodyguard.
- Pay people to follow me around with trumpets, announcing my presence.
- Ninjas.
If you won the lottery, what would you do?
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