The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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I didn’t think I had a soul, but apparently I do and it makes for an epic portrait.
I can’t remember where I first ran across Erial Ali. It may have been thanks to a tweet from Metalia or Samantha. Erial “meditates and tunes into you” to “get your unique essence”, and once he “gets an aspect of your … Continue reading
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Tagged awesome, celestial soul portrait, comedy, crazy ridiculous, epic, erial ali, fantasy, humor, soul portrait, wolves
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If I Won The Lottery
I’ll admit it. I play the Florida Lottery. I know it’s a fool’s pursuit. I know the chances of winning are infinitesimal. But I also know that spending $2 a week is not an expense about which I’m really concerned. … Continue reading
Pornucopia – Porn of Plenty
Thanks to those of you who tuned in for Episode 4 of “Clearly, you’re retarded”. The topic we discussed was whether or not porn objectifies women. If you missed it, you can download it (and should download it) here, or … Continue reading
Posted in CYR
Tagged avitable, CYR, fantasizing, fantasy, masturbation, objectification, porn, pornography, talkshoe
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