Tag Archives: fat

Fatty, fatty, two by four

Posted on Saturday, March 5, 2011 by Avitable

First, some background: 1. Holly uses Jill’s blog to rant in a poorly-written post about fat people in scooters at Disney. It’s not funny, it misses the mark, and the comments go from cruel to butt-hurt to insane. 2. Jenny … Continue reading →

Posted in Rants | Tagged disney, fat, obesity, overweight, rant, scooters | 129 Comments

Things I miss. Things I don’t.

Posted on Sunday, February 28, 2010 by Avitable

As many of you know, I’ve lost about 120 pounds since last February, thanks to the lap-band surgery I had in March (Brief status update – I’ve plateaued for a little while, due mainly to my high levels of stress, … Continue reading →

Posted in Serious stuff | Tagged fat, lap-band, life, surgery, weight | 35 Comments

RIPT Fusion – the Yummie Tummie for men

Posted on Saturday, December 12, 2009 by Avitable

While I’m whoring it up in Vegas, here’s a video where I try on the RIPT Fusion, which is the men’s version of the Yummie Tummie. I don’t have anything to report with my satisfaction or dissatisfaction of said product, … Continue reading →

Posted in Vlog | Tagged fat, humor, ript, ript fusion, Vlog, yummie tummie | 23 Comments

Weight loss requirement to graduate college

Posted on Tuesday, December 1, 2009 by Avitable

Lincoln University, a primarily black university, requires students to have their BMI tested and their waist circumference measured. Those above a certain threshold have to take an exercise class that meets three times a week or else they will not … Continue reading →

Posted in General | Tagged asinine, bmi, comedy, fat, graduation requirements, humor, lincoln university, obesity, weight | 32 Comments

I am fat

Posted on Wednesday, July 1, 2009 by Avitable

My name is Adam Heath Avitable and I am fat. On my birthday this year – January 26th, I turned 32. And I weighed 410 pounds. My weight has always been an issue. In high school, it was the same … Continue reading →

Posted in Serious stuff | Tagged avitable, diet, dieting, fat, gastric bypass, lap-band, laparascopic band, obesity, surgery, weight loss | 419 Comments

Faticide

Posted on Thursday, March 13, 2008 by Avitable

I was flipping through the channels the other night when I saw a news report. It started out by saying that obesity now causes more deaths than smoking, and then it was going to explain 15 ways that obesity results … Continue reading →

Posted in General | Tagged avitable, causes-of-death, dark humor, death, fat, fat-jokes, morbid-obesity, obesity, suicide | 73 Comments