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- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
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- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
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- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
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- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
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- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
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- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
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- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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There comes a time in every man’s life when he tries to suck his own dick
“There I was, fourteen years old, laying on my back on the edge of my bed. Naked. My legs arcing over my head, my hands slowly pushed my back further and further until my shoulders and elbows were the only … Continue reading
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The Sound of One Hand Fapping
As many of you already know from my treatise on dog fucking, at my heart, I am an educator. So when my stats showed that someone found my blog by searching Google for “What do I do with my jizz … Continue reading
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