The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Life lessons learned from #BlogHer10.
It’s been drilled into my head many times that you should be able to learn something from every experience and interaction you have with someone else. I used to fight against that notion, but I’ve since learned that it’s true. … Continue reading
My new band
I’ve done this before, but it’s always fun. 1. Go to the “Random Article” link on Wikipedia. Write down the title of the article. This is the name of your band. 2. Go to “Random Quotations” and the last four … Continue reading
Narcissism 101
After uploading my photos to Flickr from BlogHer, I spent some time searching around for some of the better photos taken of me during the conference. And because I’m nothing if not narcissistic, I thought I’d post a few here: … Continue reading
Secret message?
Is it a secret message? A part of a rat? Chocolate? Poop? A stick? What the fuck did I find in my deodorant? Anyone have any ideas? UPDATE: Here is the short email I sent to Colgate about this: I … Continue reading
Vaginas abound
This post will be low on talky talky and high on showy showy because I’m still recovering from Saturday night. At 4:00 Saturday afternoon, accompanied by a crack of lightning and a rumble of thunder, the gorgeous and crude ADW … Continue reading
Merciful Minerva
Thinking about yesterday’s post, I realized that I need to be a superhero. First of all, I’ve already got the alliterative name. In the tradition of Peter Parker, Clark Kent, Wally West, John Jones, Lois Lane, Lana Lang, Lori Lemaris, … Continue reading
A Unicorn is Born
A few months ago, I was asked to review a book called “A Unicorn is Born”, by Trinie Dalton. I was so totally excited about this, because, as you all know, I really love unicorns! They’re, like, the best creature … Continue reading
Posted in I love Unicorns!
Tagged avitable, babies, book-review, flickr, I love Unicorns!, magical, Photos, trinie-dalton, unicorns
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PPH Bossy
On Friday, Bossy visited Orlando on part of her nationwide road trip. Since I had Saturday and Sunday posts already written, this is the first chance I’ve had to mention it. Since I only had a few blurry photos from … Continue reading
Posted in My Art
Tagged avitable, Bloggers, bossy, bossys-road-trip, flickr, My Art, pussycat-dolls
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