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Why I will never use 1-800-FLOWERS again

1-800-FLOWERS can suck a disease-ridden wart-covered oozing dick. About ten days ago, before Valentine’s Day, Tanis (aka Redneck Mommy) adopted a son. She’s been trying forever to find a disabled child who needs a family, and after a lot of … Continue reading

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$100 by any other name would still smell as sweet

Each Valentine’s Day, I buy Amy flowers. (Attention Valentine’s Day haters: It’s not the only day I get her flowers – I usually try to get her flowers a few times a year for no reason as well.) The fun … Continue reading

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