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Tag Archives: food
The evolution of a bachelor’s refrigerator
A little over 7 months ago, I did a post showing the pathetic contents of my refrigerator. I thought it would be interesting to revisit my refrigerator now that I’ve lived in my new home for over 9 months, and … Continue reading
Posted in Love and marriage, Photos
Tagged bachelor, comedy, divorce, food, humor, refrigerator
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Cooking with Avitable: Kale Chips
I want to say thanks to my good friend Alyssa. She writes an awesome blog that goes through her attempts to cook healthy, good tasting food for her family, and if it wasn’t for her encouragement, I’d never have tried … Continue reading
My Refrigerator by the Numbers
Since getting divorced, I’ve found that I am tidier and more fastidious than before. I don’t know if it’s because there’s only one person who needs cleaning up after or just that I’m more responsible for the entire place when … Continue reading
Posted in Love and marriage, Photos
Tagged bachelor, comedy, divorce, food, humor, Photos, refrigerator
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Hey little girl, want some candy?
It shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone that I love candy. I would marry it if man and confection were allowed to mate. If I’m in the candy aisle at the grocery store or in the candy store at … Continue reading
I’m not here. I’ve died. From exploding.
Please tell the police that the number one suspect in my exploding death is Texas de Brazil.
Federal Breast Inspector
Thank you to Bec from Out of my Tree for the awesome boob-inspired birthday present sent directly from the UK! It’s good to know that not all UK food is kidney pie, blood sausage, Marmite, and Turkish Delight!
AvitaWeek 2008: Chocorrito
If you’ve read my proclamation over at the Church of Holy Avitableness, you may have seen this edict: There are no rituals or ceremonies other than blogging for a normal parishioner of the COHA. However, if one wishes to become … Continue reading
Posted in AvitaWeek
Tagged avitable, birthday, burrito, church, Church of Holy Avitableness, food, video, Vlog
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Bite
Poppy doesn’t like alligator. Britt was mean to our dimwitted waitress. I held my pee for the thirty-minute drive home and almost exploded. That’s a summary of our dinner together in less than 25 words. And here’s the other thousand:
Dinner
If we eat dinner beyond a bowl of cereal or cheese and crackers, we will go out to a local restaurant. And while we have much in common, our differences are the clearest when we go out to eat: My … Continue reading
