The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Tag Archives: For-Dawg
Two bits indeed
It’s time for your final NYCWD update: We reached $3500! That’s an average of $350 per day, and $14.58 per hour! We received 275 donations from almost every state in the country plus Canada, Australia, Europe, Asia, and the Middle … Continue reading
Posted in Photos
Tagged a pile of dog bones, avitable, For-Dawg, funny, humor, nycwd, Photos, puppy monster
73 Comments
u r sew kewl
Before you get to read your regularly scheduled post, here’s the NYCWD update: I’m still tallying the final totals – I have a few stragglers who I know are donating, so I want to wait until they do so before … Continue reading
Posted in Dirty talk
Tagged a pile of dog bones, avitable, For-Dawg, funny, humor, myspace, nycwd, puppy monster, surveys
64 Comments
The atheist’s nightmare
Before you get to read your regularly scheduled post, here’s the NYCWD update: As of right now, at midnight EST on Saturday, June 30th, we have just raised $3300! I’m really amazed and proud of the support and generosity of … Continue reading
Posted in Church of Holy Avitableness
Tagged a pile of dog bones, atheists-nightmare, avitable, banana, church, For-Dawg, holy, jesus, nycwd, peanut-butter, puppy monster
68 Comments
Uh Vit Uh Bull
Before you get to read your regularly scheduled post, here’s the NYCWD update: As of right now, at midnight EST on Friday, June 29th, we have raised over $3200! Only two more days to give! Let’s keep it coming! And … Continue reading
Posted in Vlog
Tagged a pile of dog bones, avitable, For-Dawg, mr.-fabulous, nycwd, puppy monster, video, youtube
48 Comments
I love Michael Bay
Before you get to read your regularly scheduled post, here’s the NYCWD update: As of right now, at midnight EST on Thursday, June 28th, we have raised over $3000! It’s stalled a little, with only a few purchases coming in … Continue reading
100 Things Part 4
Before you get to read your regularly scheduled post, here’s the NYCWD update: As of right now, at midnight EST on Wednesday, June 27th, we have raised just over $3000! Can you imagine that? In just over 5 days, we … Continue reading
Posted in 100 Things
Tagged 100 Things, a pile of dog bones, avitable, For-Dawg, nycwd, puppy monster
59 Comments
Don’t fuck with my movie time
Before you get to read your regularly scheduled post, here’s the NYCWD update: As of right, now, at midnight EST on Tuesday, June 26th, we have raised just over $2800! Everyone is amazing. We’re so close to $3,000, and I’m … Continue reading
Posted in Rants
Tagged a pile of dog bones, asshole, avitable, For-Dawg, nycwd, puppy monster, rant
91 Comments
Redheads are hot
Before I get to today’s post, here’s the update: I’m going to keep the donation going throughout this week. As of right now, we’re just over $2200! Please keep giving – even just $5.00 a day for the next five … Continue reading
Posted in My Art
Tagged a pile of dog bones, avitable, birthday, For-Dawg, heather-anne, hobo, My Art, nycwd, puppy monster, sex, typical-redhead
46 Comments
Week in Review VIII
NYCWD’s tragic situation notwithstanding, not much happened last week of note. The only event worth mentioning, of course, is the passing of New York City’s Watchdog’s son, Puppy Monster. NYCWD, our hopes and thoughts are going out to you, and … Continue reading
Posted in My Art
Tagged a pile of dog bones, For-Dawg, My Art, nycwd, puppy monster, week-in-review, wir
24 Comments
For Dawg
This is a sticky post that will stay up here for the next several days. Scroll down for the rest of the blog. As you know, the man we know as New York City’s Watchdog has had the unspeakable tragedy … Continue reading








