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- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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This Friday the thirteenth day
This Friday the thirteenth day I missed the ladder in my way I stepped away onto a crack And crossed paths with a cat so black I knocked but twice on a piece of wood Didn’t throw the salt like … Continue reading
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Bad motherlucker
Today is Friday the 13th. For many people, it’s a day of superstition. Thirteen is typically regarded an unlucky number, and Friday the 13th holds specific meaning for people as a day to be careful. Superstitions are numerous in our … Continue reading
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Tagged bad luck, comedy, friday the thirteenth, humor, luck, superstition
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You. Are. Not. Safe.
Today is Friday the 13th. For many people, it’s a day of superstition. Thirteen is typically regarded an unlucky number, and Friday the 13th holds specific meaning for people as a day to be careful. Superstitions are numerous in our … Continue reading
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Tagged avitable, bad luck, comedy, friday the 13th, friday the thirteenth, good luck, humor, paraskevidekatriaphobia, paraskevidekatriaphobic, superstition
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