The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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The time that passes
Almost four years have passed. Sometimes it feels like decades and sometimes it feels like seconds. There has been a lot of change. We’ve matured and grown into different people. There has been transition. Loss. Gain. These last four years … Continue reading
One Old Ass MotherFaiqa
Did you know that Faiqa and I went to high school together? Yup. She and I both graduated from Spruce Creek High School’s International Baccalaureate program. She is from the class of ’93 and I’m from the class of ’94. … Continue reading
Well . . . ummm . . . so that backfired
So, yesterday’s post was, indeed, an April Fool’s prank. I figured that it was simple, but obvious, if only because of the date alone. It didn’t occur to me that, with the divorce and other shit going on in my … Continue reading
Twitter: Who should you follow?
Yesterday, I was reading the tweets of a friend who had found FriendOrFollow.com. She was hurt by discovering that some of the people she considered in her “circle” weren’t following her on Twitter, even though she was following them. Her … Continue reading
Posted in Avitable Gives Advice
Tagged follow, friending, friendorfollow, friends, tips, tweet, twitter, twitter apps, unfollow, untweeps
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Avitable Love Fest: 20 Things I Want You To Hear
Thanks to Britt, I have a post for today. Leave it to the self-proclaimed beacon of “light and goodness” to take a meme that’s designed to bring out our passive-aggressive nature, wherein we can vent about people by saying mean, … Continue reading
Posted in Memes and more
Tagged avitable, family, friends, happiness, life, memes, optimism
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Oh, the friends I have . . .
This past weekend, I was talking to my friend (who I’ll call Enrico) on the phone. He was telling me that he’d recently gained some weight and I recommended a liquid high-protein, low carb diet that can be highly effective … Continue reading
Verbally Abuse Avitable Day
Apparently, I haven’t been the friend that I wanted to be to some people. I have found out through different sources that I have friends who feel that I have done things that have been hurtful, mean, or neglectful. I … Continue reading
I could . . .
I could tell you about the last 10 hours spent hanging out with friends, some of whom I haven’t seen in 15 years. I could tell you about me getting lost on I-4, driving in circles four times around the … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged avitable, corny, friends, friendships, high school, memories, reminiscing, reunion, sentimental
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