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- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Tag Archives: fuck
Marry, Fuck, or Kill?
After playing around with the new Twitter list function and randomly adding all people I’m following into either a “marry“, “fuck“, or “kill” list, I decided that we should play that game. Out of the following groups, who would you … Continue reading
Posted in Dirty talk
Tagged celebrities, fuck, humor, kill, marry, muppets, sesame street, twitter, twitter lists
93 Comments
S&M melts in your crotch, not in your hands: Product Review
Hey everyone – Avitable here. When someone emailed me and asked if they could use my blog as a forum to review sex toys anonymously, how could I have said anything other than yes? Please to enjoy: I love to … Continue reading
Posted in Substitute Avitable
Tagged bondage, edenfantasys, fuck, product review, s&m, sex, sex toy, sex toy review
26 Comments
Pamela the Luscious Love Doll
I’ve reviewed a Blowjob Imitator and a Prostate Massager. I’m kicking off June with a video review of a new sex toy from the same online adult store, Eden Fantasys. Pamela the Luscious Love Doll from Adam Avitable on Vimeo. … Continue reading
Posted in Vlog
Tagged avitable, blow-up doll, comedy, edenfantasys, fuck, humor, love doll, product review, review, sex doll, sex toy, sex toy review, sex toys, vimeo, Vlog
65 Comments
Fuck you, you fucking fuckers
To the idiot driving ten miles under the speed limit on a busy road. To the twat making the ugly face at the cigarette smoke when sitting outside in the area designated for smokers. To the Florida heat that has … Continue reading
Dear Panera Bread employees
You fucking syphilitic little shitheads. If I ever see your slackjawed drooling little cro-magnon faces in public, I will run you over in my car. And back up. And drive forwards. And back up. And drive forwards. And park on … Continue reading
Posted in Rants
Tagged avitable, fuck, homeless, panera, panera-bread, piss, Rants, sex, shit, skullfucking
82 Comments
Tomorrow will be better.
12:00 AM: Break my computer 12:01 AM – 3:29 AM: Fuck with the computer until I’m sure it’s good and broken. Laugh maniacally and cry at the same time. 3:30 AM – 7:00 AM: Sleep fitfully and dream of being … Continue reading
Funnest
Do you know what’s more fun than spending all night working on trying to fix your new computer only to find out that the mobo or processor is probably fucked? 1. Getting your eyeball scratched by a paperclip. 2. Sneezing … Continue reading
‘Tis too fucking early
Woke up. Went to breakfast. Asked the screaming baby at the table next to us to shut the fuck up. Urge to kill increased. Returned angry looks to parents. Came home. Watched TV. Put together karaoke machine for Halloween party. … Continue reading
