Tag Archives: funny

Holy Soap, Batman!

Posted on Friday, February 25, 2011 by Avitable

Upon encountering this box in the hotel bathroom, my first thought was “Ooh, I always wanted an empty box!” My second thought, after reading the back, was “Sometimes people just overthink things.” The back of the box says “This innovative … Continue reading →

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On the road again

Posted on Monday, May 3, 2010 by Avitable

I’ll try to write a recap post tomorrow, but right now I’m just packing up (it’s Sunday night) so I can wake up at the hairy ass-crack of dawn and drive back to Orlando. It’s been a blast and a … Continue reading →

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Gerbil Olympics

Posted on Tuesday, April 27, 2010 by Avitable

Yes, this is all you’re getting today. But it’s totally awesome! And gerbil, hamster, whatever. It doesn’t make a difference.

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If a Hilly drinks and there’s nobody around, is she still drunk?

Posted on Tuesday, November 17, 2009 by Avitable

Hunk Drilly from Adam Avitable on Vimeo. Last night was a belated birthday dinner for Hilly over at Liam Fitzpatrick’s in Lake Mary. As I write this, she is doing shots in my game room and loudly declaring her desire … Continue reading →

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Workout

Posted on Sunday, September 6, 2009 by Avitable

I’d write a post but I’m too busy working out to this:

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Things that are funnier than The Bill Engvall Show

Posted on Saturday, September 5, 2009 by Avitable

10 Things That Are Funnier Than The Bill Engvall Show: Rotting whale carcass Colonoscopy Underwear with skidmarks Funeral Paper cuts rubbed with salt 9/11 Grandparent with Alzheimer’s Ninjas Bruised tailbone A spider bite on your cheek that grows bigger and … Continue reading →

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Jesus Fucking Christ

Posted on Monday, August 10, 2009 by Avitable

I was working on an interview with the recently deceased John Hughes, but it’s taking longer than I thought. Instead, I thought I’d just share this little gem with you, sent to me by Nobody. Have a great Monday!

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Not my dog

Posted on Saturday, March 14, 2009 by Avitable

I’m sure some of you have seen this, but most of you probably haven’t:

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Wonder Boner

Posted on Thursday, January 8, 2009 by Avitable

It’s old, but it makes me laugh.

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Liquid ass fire

Posted on Saturday, December 27, 2008 by Avitable

For someone who’s a control freak with a few other proclivities, there are a few things that make trips stressful. First, just staying in someone else’s home isn’t really that fun. Even if they have a comfortable house, it’s still … Continue reading →

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