Tag Archives: funny

Annuale

Posted on Saturday, March 1, 2008 by Avitable

From last week’s SNL. See, it is still funny!

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I’m a thief

Posted on Friday, February 1, 2008 by Avitable

I stole this idea from Dan. Unabashedly. He took a movie synopsis and ran it through Google’s translation tool to a foreign language and then ran it back to English and wanted to see if people could guess the correct … Continue reading →

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Not even my work

Posted on Saturday, January 19, 2008 by Avitable

Too tired to post, so here’s a quick clip from “Snuff Box”, a UK show.

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Maximum protection

Posted on Tuesday, October 2, 2007 by Avitable

So, I was sitting on the toilet, pooping, and I ran out of reading material. I usually keep a stack of books, magazines, and comic books on the counter and stack them until they reach ridiculous heights and my wife … Continue reading →

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When animals attack

Posted on Monday, September 17, 2007 by Avitable

Saturday was the day. The fateful day. My Real Wife and my Work Wife (formerly my Blog Wife) were spending time together. Without me. While drinking. Lots and lots of alcohol. By having the woman who has seen that tattoo … Continue reading →

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Lazy Sunday VII

Posted on Sunday, September 9, 2007 by Avitable

1. Who were you with last night? I swear, she said she was 18! Well, 16. Close enough. 2. What was the first thing you did this morning? Dropped her off at her parents’ house. 3. Who was the first … Continue reading →

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Toothpicks

Posted on Friday, September 7, 2007 by Avitable

I had such a hard time keeping my eyes open on my drive home from Britt’s this evening. Right now, as I type this, I’m struggling to stay awake so that I can post and then go to bed. It … Continue reading →

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It’s a mad, mad, mad, mad, mad lib.

Posted on Wednesday, August 29, 2007 by Avitable

Thanks to everyone who submitted their entries for my Mad Lib contest! An unintended result of this contest was that it became a bizarre experiment in groupthink. The 26 responses I got were highly varied, but, more interestingly, they had … Continue reading →

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Fishpen

Posted on Friday, August 24, 2007 by Avitable

Last night, I was watching TV with Amy when I saw the strangest commercial. It was for a product called “Fishpen!” It’s a miniature fishing rod in a pen. You just unscrew, release the telescopic rod and fish! Everything you … Continue reading →

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Futile

Posted on Wednesday, August 22, 2007 by Avitable

Last night I dream of toilets and peeing. I dream of oceans and fountains, and peeing in them. I keep having a recurring dream where I wake up, pee, and then go back to bed and then wake up and … Continue reading →

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