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Superhero

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008

Watching the laughably plot-hole ridden Heroes got me thinking.

What superhero power would I want to have, if I could choose, and would I use it for good or evil?

After thinking about super strength, invisibility, time travel, invulnerability, telepathy, flight, and others, I finally settled on super speed. And here's my overly analytical nerdgasm of an explanation.

First of all, in order to be able to move at a super speed, which we're going to assume is faster than the speed of light, you'd need some type of automatic aura, which would protect you from the friction of moving so fast that you'd otherwise catch fire. This protective aura would envelope your whole body and would give you a degree of invulnerability as well.

At the speeds you'd be moving, you'd almost never be visible to the naked eye, so you could enjoy the benefits of being invisible. Additionally, since f=mv, you'd have an amazing strength that would allow you to toss aside the heaviest items with ease. Finally, at the speeds that you'd be moving, you'd be able to gain altitude easily, and flying would quickly become second nature.

Super speed seems to be an amalgam of most other superpowers, and anything you didn't have, you could emulate. Want to appear like you have pyrokinesis? Just light a match at super speed. Magnetic powers or telekinesis?? You can make anything move anywhere you want quicker than the eye can see. And I suspect that if you could move faster than the speed of light, you could probably go back in time as well.

Would I use it for good or evil? That's a tough one. Probably evil. You'd be pretty unstoppable, so what would be the point of doing good with your powers? A sense of heroism and well-being? I think I'd rather sleep on a pile of money in my own country.

What power would you choose and why?


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Laugh at Adam Day

Monday, August 18th, 2008

I found a few old pictures while I was going through some stuff and thought I'd share them with the world.

First, could I look any more Republican?

Second, could I look any more serial killerish?

Finally, could I be any more angelic?

I also found a few cartoons I did for my college newspaper:

Finally, I found some horrible animations I made with GIF MovieGear:


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Merciful Minerva

Friday, April 4th, 2008

Thinking about yesterday's post, I realized that I need to be a superhero.

First of all, I've already got the alliterative name. In the tradition of Peter Parker, Clark Kent, Wally West, John Jones, Lois Lane, Lana Lang, Lori Lemaris, Scott Summers, Bruce Banner, Bucky Barnes, and Max Mercury, a name like Adam Avitable clearly belongs in the comics.

Secondly, I've already got a whole array of superpowers:
1. I can make a plate of cheeseburgers disappear with super speed.
2. I'm invulnerable to trolls and insults.
3. I totally drive like Batman.
4. I can make the ground shake when I jump up and down.
5. Animals think I'm one of them and allow me to mix freely among them.
6. I can swim faster than a really slow, old turtle with only one flipper.
7. I can run faster than a snail on meth.
8. My toenails can cut through cloth like it's butter.
9. My testicles have hypnotic abilities.
10. I can ejaculate with unerring aim.

I've also got a few weaknesses that my archnemesisesisiesisis can use against me to weaken me or even kill me:
1. Vegetables.
2. A scale.
3. Small food that you have to eat with your hands or that has bones in it.
4. Bad smells.
5. Dirt.

Now all I need are two things.

First, a superhero name. SuperAvitable is too boring.
Second, a phrase to say while fighting crime. Some of the older heroes had really goofy things like "Mighty Zeus!" or "Great Gadzooks!", but I think mine should be a bit more modern.

What are your suggestions for my superhero name and superphrase?