The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Tag Archives: gender
When men get sick, the world suffers
If there was ever an actual war between the genders, all the women would have to do is give men the flu. Sure, the women would get sick, too, but they’d still plan and orchestrate a battle plan, attack without … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged gender, improv, improv comedy, men, orlando improv, sick, stand-up
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The one where I talk about men and women and piss everyone off.
Do you know why so many women prefer the company of assholes over men who are their good friends? Because it’s instinct. It’s nature. A man’s job, as imprinted on his genes, is to fuck. Fuck a woman, spread your … Continue reading
What Do You Think About Men at BlogHer?
Do you think that men should be banned from attending BlogHer? Or are men an essential component to the entire blogging experience? I’ve made it clear in previous posts that I think that men are a part of the woman … Continue reading
Posted in blogher
Tagged blogher, discrimination, gender, men, room of your own, royo, women
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I’m disappointed in BlogHer
It shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone that I have my issues with BlogHer. There is such promise for an organization to empower and support women of all types, but unless you are a mother, you may find very little … Continue reading
Posted in blogher
Tagged arbitrary and capricious, blogher, discrimination, gender, royo
169 Comments
Adam on women
(For those of you interested in Halloween announcements, scroll down to the bottom for hotel and travel information). I don’t write seriously very often. The primary reason for that is that I’m not a very serious person, and I don’t … Continue reading
Posted in Serious stuff
Tagged avitable, dysfunction, gender, halloween, marital issues, marriage, men, misogyny, neverwas, Partay, women
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