You can find last week's answers and contest winner in an extended entry, but now it's time for today's Lazy Sunday contest! This week's prize is a Palm-size RC Helicopter that actually flies!
Everyone has a chance at winning, so don't be shy! I'm trying to find a good balance between easy and hard questions, too, so if you feel frustrated, just answer the ones you know. Everyone who's between the ages of 16 and 80 should be able to get at least one correct – I promise.
The rules:
It's very simple. Every answer contains a reference to a movie, a television show, or a song. Just guess as many as you can – some will be laughably easy and some will be very difficult. You have two chances to comment with your answers.
Every correct answer is like a raffle ticket – you get one chance to win per correct answer. If you get 1 right, your name goes in the proverbial hat. If you get 10 right, your name goes in ten times. Et cetera.
The contest ends Tuesday at midnight EST. I'll give the correct answers and the winner on the following Sunday.
I've tried to make it slightly more Google-proof, although some of them are easily found if you're lazy. Otherwise, it should be simple, but if you have any questions, just ask in the comments.
Ready? Here we go!
1. Would you kill your neighbor?
The Klopeks? Sure. They're a bunch of creepy fuckers.
2. What’s one word that describes your last fight?
Ridiculous. Someone threw a pillow in my face in a hospital room and it almost smothered me.
3. What were you doing ten minutes ago?
Sliding through the house in my underwear and socks and Ray-Bans.
4. Do you carve pumpkins every year?
No – I don't want to blaspheme The Great Pumpkin.
5. What's your favorite season?
The winter. Although it's hell going through the giant hedge maze when it snows.
6. How are you feeling right now?
I feel like I'm going to die, but falling into the pool facefirst might make me feel better.
7. What did you do this weekend?
I cut out pictures of my girlfriend and glued them to my coathangers in my closet.
8. What is the last thing you touched?
Well, I touched the ear of this guy I was going out on a date with, and then touched my hair.
9. Have you ever been called a punk?
No, but I've been called a toaster.
10. Do you have a favorite number?
1.21
11. Do you hate anyone/anything?
Well I hate that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out.
12. If you could meet anyone who would it be?
Well, I'd want to meet and fight William Shatner.
13. Last time you went out to lunch?
At a polo match when my friend's friend found out I was a hooker.
14. Say you were given a drug test right now.
You might find out that I've sucked dick for coke.
15. Do people ever spell your name wrong?
Nah. It's an easy one – Nahasapeemapetilon.
And here are the answers and winners from last week's contest :
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