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Tag Archives: gifts for kids
Children’s Gift Guide for People Who Hate Kids
As everyone probably knows, with the exception of the children of a few friends, I hate your kids. But that doesn’t mean I don’t have to buy gifts for them sometimes. I buy all the gifts in our household so … Continue reading
Posted in Avitable Gives Advice
Tagged children, christmas, christmas shopping, gift guide, gifts, gifts for kids, good for the kids, guide, humor, shopping, wish list
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Avitable’s Gift Guide for the Four Year Old Girl
On Sunday, I have a little party to go to. I carefully researched presents to buy for Emma, who is turning four years old, and I thought I’d share my research with all of you so that if any of … Continue reading
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Tagged avitable, birthday, daughters, gift guide, gifts, gifts for daughters, gifts for girls, gifts for kids, girls, guide, humor, parody, presents, satire, toys
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