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Children’s Gift Guide for People Who Hate Kids

Posted on Thursday, November 5, 2009 by Avitable

As everyone probably knows, with the exception of the children of a few friends, I hate your kids. But that doesn’t mean I don’t have to buy gifts for them sometimes. I buy all the gifts in our household so … Continue reading →

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Avitable’s Gift Guide for the Four Year Old Girl

Posted on Thursday, February 26, 2009 by Avitable

On Sunday, I have a little party to go to. I carefully researched presents to buy for Emma, who is turning four years old, and I thought I’d share my research with all of you so that if any of … Continue reading →

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First Annual Avitable Holiday Gift Guide

Posted on Wednesday, December 3, 2008 by Avitable

Are you having trouble figuring out what to buy for your slightly effeminate son? Your geeky awkward daughter? Your MMORPG playing husband or wife? Your movie freak of a dad? Your snooty glutton of a mom? Your prayers have been … Continue reading →

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I need your help, Internets.

Posted on Monday, December 1, 2008 by Avitable

Dear smart people of the Internet, I need your help. You see, I must have these night vision goggles for Christmas. However, I need to have some rational reasons for why a grown man in his thirties would NEED a … Continue reading →

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