Posts Tagged ‘giveaway’

5 Years of Avitable and the World Hasn't Ended Yet.

Thursday, June 18th, 2009

Today's post marks five years of blogging for me. 1,700 posts. 40,000 comments. One million visitors. When I first started blogging, Blog Explosion and Battle of the Blogs were two ways that people found out about new blogs to read. People rented out space on their sidebars for blogs to rent. You had to use Blogrolling to see which blogs were updated, or you could just click through to each blog in your blogroll each day to see if they wrote something new. Everybody still hated Dooce. And most of you weren't around. That first year was when I started reading some of you, although the exact dates are fuzzy.

I consider many people who I've only known online to be my friends. They've proven to be so by being there via email, phone, IM, or just through their comments, and the fact that I haven't met many of them in person in no way detracts from the quality of friend that they are. I've made many friends through my blog, and while not all of them have remained friends, I truly feel enriched through the sense of community that blogging creates, through the comments, the posts, and the feeling of belonging to a group. To something bigger.

Through TequilaCon, ConFab, the upcoming BlogHer, my Halloween parties (don't forget to sign up for the mailing list if you think you might want to come!), and random bloggers' visits to Orlando, I've had the chance to solidify the connections I've made online by seeing the three-dimensional person. The fully-fleshed personality behind the blogging voice. And I relish every opportunity to do so.

In the last six months, it seems like Twitter has been a crutch for lazy bloggers, which has led to less blogging and less commenting. It feels like it's led to shorter attention spans, post ideas boiled down to a tweet, and a transition from a small community to being lost in a huge crowded conversation. Yet, while I see the benefit of Twitter, blogging will always be what keeps me online.

Originally, I wanted to plan something huge for my fifth-year anniversary and have a week-long celebration, but I didn't have the time. So I have to compress all the awesomeness into one post. And what better way to do that than with a contest with an actual prize? This is to thank each and every one of you who took the time to comment, to email, to communicate with me in some way. For each of you who read the words that I write every day. For those of you who understand that this is just one aspect of my personality and of who I am. For anyone who has gotten to know me.

What's the prize?

An 8GB iPod touch!

What's the contest?

It's very simple. All you have to do is leave a comment and tell me one thing that you like about blogging. That's it. Oh, and wish me a happy anniversary of five years blogging!

The contest is open until Saturday, June 20th, at midnight EST. After that point, a random number will be drawn and the comment corresponding to that number will win the iPod Touch.

Good luck!

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America's Next Top Moob Contest

Monday, May 18th, 2009

A few nights ago, I posted this tweet on Twitter: "I'm bored. Who wants to talk to me? Or call me. Or send me pictures of their boobs."

While the response from my female followers was severely disappointing, the men came through in spades, sending several photos of their naked breasts. And while each picture was in and of itself erotic and I was able to furiously masturbate to each of them in turn, I couldn't decide which was my favorite.

So I've decided to have a contest. Let's hold a blogosphere-wide contest to vote for the best moobs on the Internet. Women, send pictures of your husbands' or boyfriends' manmaries. Men, shoot your own brosts. Send the pictures to me via email [adam (at) avitable (dot) com] by Friday, May 22nd. I'll post the photos and let you vote for your favorite. The owner of the moobs with the most votes will win the title of the 2009 Best Moobs on the Interweb and the following free T-shirt:

What are you waiting for? Men, let those puppies breathe and send a photo in today!

Who's the lucky winner?

Thursday, December 4th, 2008

Here's the direct link. Sorry for the shitty video quality. Somehow when I transferred it from Adobe Premiere, I picked the absolute worst possible quality level. Thanks to everyone who entered!


In other Avita-news, thanks for everyone for helping us have another great show last night! We talked about Facebook and Myspace and stalking and Britt yelled a lot. What could be better?

If you missed the show, download it here, or add it to your iTunes here.

Free Holiday Gift Giveaway

Wednesday, November 26th, 2008

It's getting close to that time of year when gifts are exchanged, whether one celebrates Christmas or Chanukah or Festivus or something else. Those of you who are ahead of the game are done with your shopping, but most of you haven't even started yet.

Well, if one of the people on your shopping list is a fan of the cult television show "Buffy the Vampire Slayer", today might be your lucky day! I am giving away one copy of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer: The Chosen Collection" to a lucky commenter.

This 40-Disc DVD special collector's edition contains the following:

  • All seven seasons of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. 144 episodes in total.
  • All original extras, including cast and crew commentaries, behind-the-scenes featurettes, outtakes, scripts, special interviews, and much more!
  • A signed letter to fans from Joss Whedon.
  • A bonus disc containing the following:
    • Back to the Hellmouth: A Conversation with Creators and Cast – a roundtable discussion with Joss Whedon, Charisma Carpenter, Nicholas Brendon, Emma Caulfield, Danny Strong, Marti Noxon, Doug Petrie, David Fury, Jane Espenson and Drew Goddard.
    • Buffy Cast and Crew: Favorite Episodes – find out which episodes remain dear to the hearts of the cast and crew.
    • Buffy: An Unlikely Role Model – an analysis of the impact of Buffy and the Tara and Willow relationship on a teen audience.
    • Breaking Barriers: It's Not a Chick Fight Thing – in-depth look at the stunts behind Buffy with never before seen fight footage.
    • Love Bites: Relationships in the Buffyverse – sex and Buffy and Buffy and sex!
    • Evil Fiends – an examination of the metaphors represented by some of the villains faced by the Scoobies.

How can you win this stupendous DVD collection?

There are two different ways you can enter.

1. Leave a comment here telling me your favorite Buffy moment, OR
2. Write a post on your blog that talks about the contest and links directly to this post (http://www.avitable.com/2008/11/25/free-holiday-gift-giveaway/), then email me at my first name at my last name dot com to let me know.

Each of these methods will give you one (1) entry into the contest, for a maximum of two (2) entries allowed. I will allow entries throughout the Thanksgiving weekend, until midnight EST on Sunday, November 30th. Then I will count all entries and pick a random winner and announce the winner on Monday or Tuesday.

Update: There is a third way to enter!

That's right – I'll let you enter a third time if you write my name on your naked chest with anything (chocolate syrup, marker, etc.) and email me a picture that shows my name, your chest, AND your face! I know, I know. I'm very generous.

Here's my favorite Buffy moment:

You cried because you broke the yellow crayon, and you were too afraid to tell anyone. You've come pretty far, ending the world, not a terrific notion. But the thing is? Yeah. I love you. I loved crayon-breaky Willow and I love … scary veiny Willow. So if I'm going out, it's here. If you wanna kill the world? Well, then start with me. I've earned that.

Good luck!


In other Avita-news:

Tonight, due to the Thanksgiving holiday, there will be NO episode of "Clearly, You're Retarded." We'll return next week with a bitingly sharp debate about something that means a lot to Britt and we'll count how many times she can insult my manliness, intelligence, and humanity.

Chocolate and bacon: Good pairing?

Saturday, September 6th, 2008

The other day I heard about a bacon chocolate candy bar and had to try it. After searching online, I found the Mo's Bacon Bar by Vosges. It intrigued me, so I had to try it. I ordered a few bars, just in case they were absolutely the most wonderful food that I've ever tasted and I became obsessed, and the last few days were spent waiting in anticipation.

Watch the video to get my reaction and review of the bacon bar, along with a shameless plug for my T-shirts that you can find online at Zazzle.

I'm also going to have a little giveaway. Leave a comment, and I'll pick a name at random and send you a bacon bar of your very own! If you want to comment and don't want the bar, that's okay – you can just say so in the comments or just decline if your name is chosen.

Enjoy the video!

(Here's a link if you need it).

Candy giveaway

Friday, June 27th, 2008

Have you tried these yet?


The Snickers Adventure Bar is a limited edition candy bar that came out for the new Indiana Jones flick. It's got a hint of coconut flavor along with some other spices and is pretty delicious! I had one and liked it so much that I went to my usual excesses and ordered a few cases of it online. And just like with the Strawberry Whoppers, I need to divest myself of some of these delicious magical candy bars.

So, here's the deal:

Let's see how well you know me! Here are five questions about me. Answer them in the comments, and if you get all five correct, your name will be entered in a drawing. I'll pick two, maybe three names out of those and send all of the winners one of these limited edition Snickers Adventure Bars!

1. How tall am I?

2. What's my dog's name?

3. What was my undergraduate degree in?

4. How long have I been blogging?

5. What's my favorite drink?

Have a good weekend!

Lazy Sunday XXX

Sunday, March 9th, 2008



It's time for another Lazy Sunday and another contest, and today's prize is the winner's choice of No Country for Old Men, Hitman, or Bee Movie!

Just like last week, everyone has a chance at winning, so don't be shy!

It's very simple. Every answer contains a reference to a movie, a television show, or a song. Just guess as many as you can – some will be laughably easy and some will be very difficult. You have two chances to comment with your answers.

Every correct answer is like a raffle ticket – you get one chance to win per correct answer. If you get 1 right, your name goes in the proverbial hat. If you get 10 right, your name goes in ten times. Et cetera.

After the contest ends Monday at midnight EST, I'll pick a name from the hat and the winner gets to choose their prize!

I've tried to make it slightly more Google-proof, although some of them are easily found if you're lazy. Otherwise, it should be simple, but if you have any questions, just ask in the comments.


Stole this from Poppy again:

1. How many siblings do you have?
Well, there's my brother Nick. He's an asshole. Then my brother Tommy and my sister Nancy. They're okay. Then we've got Mary, who's a bit of a slut, and three other sisters I can't even remember their names.

2. Are you shy around the opposite sex?
Only if I'm in love with a woman who I know is my density.

3. Do you own any band t-shirts?
Just the one from when I saw The Lone Rangers.

4. What is your favorite salad dressing?
I don't eat salad. My wife, though, she uses Vaseline.

5. Do you read for fun?
Yup – especially if it's a Sheldon novel.

6. Do you cry a lot?
No. I know why you cry. It's not something I can ever do, though.

7. Do you pay attention to calories on the back of packages?
Nah. I have this awesome pie I can eat and lose weight drastically.

8. Do you have a desktop computer or a laptop?
I have an HP WOPR 5600.

9. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoo?
Yeah, I want one on my back that says "Sweet".

10. What is the weather like?
It's fine except for that fog that turns people inside out.

11. Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos?
Sure! I once had sex with The Conundrum.

12. Is sex before marriage wrong?
Yes. So is dancing and rock music.

13. When was the last time you slept on the floor?
I only sleep sitting up in a chair next to my bed.

14. How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
As long as it's in 20 minute increments, it doesn't matter.

15. Are your days full and fast-paced?
Recently it's been busy as we prepare for our show in Alice Springs.