The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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5 Years of Avitable and the World Hasn’t Ended Yet.
Today’s post marks five years of blogging for me. 1,700 posts. 40,000 comments. One million visitors. When I first started blogging, Blog Explosion and Battle of the Blogs were two ways that people found out about new blogs to read. … Continue reading
Posted in Serious stuff
Tagged anniversary, apple, avitable, blogging, blogiversary, contest, free stuff, giveaway, ipod, ipod touch, sappy
455 Comments
America’s Next Top Moob Contest
A few nights ago, I posted this tweet on Twitter: “I’m bored. Who wants to talk to me? Or call me. Or send me pictures of their boobs.” While the response from my female followers was severely disappointing, the men … Continue reading
Who’s the lucky winner?
Here’s the direct link. Sorry for the shitty video quality. Somehow when I transferred it from Adobe Premiere, I picked the absolute worst possible quality level. Thanks to everyone who entered! In other Avita-news, thanks for everyone for helping us … Continue reading
Free Holiday Gift Giveaway
It’s getting close to that time of year when gifts are exchanged, whether one celebrates Christmas or Chanukah or Festivus or something else. Those of you who are ahead of the game are done with your shopping, but most of … Continue reading
Posted in Whoring
Tagged allyson hannigan, avitable, buffy, buffy the vampire slayer, contest, giveaway, joss whedon, prizes, sarah michelle gellar, television, the chosen collection, vampires
99 Comments
Lazy Sunday XXX
It’s time for another Lazy Sunday and another contest, and today’s prize is the winner’s choice of No Country for Old Men, Hitman, or Bee Movie! Just like last week, everyone has a chance at winning, so don’t be shy! … Continue reading
Posted in Memes and more
Tagged avitable, contest, contests, dvd, giveaway, lazy-blogging, meme, memes, movie, movie-quotes, music-lyrics, myspace, television
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