The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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50 reasons I won’t share, stumble, like, or RT your content and 5 reasons I will.
For those of us who blog or tweet or use social media for any significant portion of our day, there’s little that is more satisfying than seeing our creation shared by others who have appreciated it. Your baby – something … Continue reading
Posted in Writing
Tagged facebook, google, google plus, how to write content that will get shared, likes, retweet, share, stumbles, stumbleupon, twitter
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Search keyphrases: A beat poem by Avitable
Thanks to Grace for the idea.
Posted in Vlog
Tagged analytics, beat poetry, comedy, google, humor, keyphrases, keywords, poem, poetry, search
41 Comments
My Interview with that Chinese guy who killed all the kids.
This post is a guest post disguised to look like a real post by me, written by my friend James. On Wednesday, May 12, Adam was given an assignment. After two days of writing about preachy subjects, he was tasked … Continue reading
Posted in Avitable Interviews
Tagged celebrity interviews, china, dark humor, ghostwriting, google, humor, interview
18 Comments
Google in China
As you may have read, Google stopped censoring its search results in China yesterday, ideally hoping to allow Chinese citizens to have unfettered access to information. Unfortunately, what is likely to happen is that the Chinese government will begin to … Continue reading
Do the Wave. The Google Wave
Thanks to the eminent and powerful Bo Butler, I received an invitation to Google’s newest endeavor, Google Wave. “Oh Adam, what is Google Wave?” you might ask. Google Wave is essentially a great tool for collaborating on projects. Other than … Continue reading
Faith in humanity . . . lost
Before I get to the real reason for my post, here’s an interesting ad I noticed when I was checking my Gmail last week. Click for a legible version: Okay, now onto the horror. 2girls1cup – everybody knows what it … Continue reading
Posted in Dirty talk
Tagged 4girlsfingerpaint, adsense, avitable, comedy, google, horror, humor, shemales, shit, shock
60 Comments
Googling Avitable
Yesterday’s post about keywords got me thinking about search engines at the same time that I ran across this meme, so I figured I’d just give it a shot. Avitable is going to give varied answers, so if there weren’t … Continue reading








