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I wonder if I committed a felony last night?

For 14 days, I tried to play Grand Theft Auto IV unsuccessfully. The game wouldn’t load, or I kept getting this obnoxious “RESC10″ error and all I kept reading on gtaforums was that the idiots at Rockstar were working on … Continue reading

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All I wanted was to kill a few hookers

Dear Rockstar Games, I am an ardent fan of your Grand Theft Auto games. My favorite, Vice City, still keeps me entertained on those cold, lonely nights. I will roam the cities you have created for hours, picking up prostitutes, … Continue reading

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Grand Theft Autoerotica

As some of you may have gathered, I can be a bit obsessive compulsive about things (gum, hand wash, toilet paper, diet coke, hotels). One of those things is video games. Currently, I’m impatiently awaiting the release of GTA 4 … Continue reading

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