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Ghost Hunters

Friday, October 3rd, 2008

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I watch Ghost Hunters on SciFi. It's the only show of its type that I'll watch (with the exception of the boring spin-off "Ghost Hunters International"). Any other show like it (Paranormal State, Most Haunted, etc.) is usually shit. People walking around having "feelings" of spirits – that is not scientific. That is not proof. It's just bullshit.

Video evidence, audio recordings – that's evidence. Not evidence of ghosts or spirits. Just evidence of the paranormal. All that "the paranormal" means is that defies scientific explanation. Whether it's a disembodied voice that only shows up on a digital recorder or a strange shadow that appears to move autonomously, it's evidence that something strange has occurred. And I love it.

Last week's episode contained an investigation where the investigators caught a voice saying "go home", and saw, on the thermal camera (but not on the infrared camera), a figure tiptoeing in a highly exaggerated fashion. It was some of the creepiest paranormal evidence I've seen yet. It still freaks me out!

Check it out and see. It's the episode called "Speaking with the Dead". Just skip to the last ten minutes or so to watch the evidence they caught.

Birthdaystravaganzapaloozapolis

Friday, May 16th, 2008


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Since I was busy yesterday solving the country's problem of ingrained racism, I neglected several birthdays, so a drawing was in order.

Belated happy birthday wishes to Sybil, BlondeBlogger, and Grant! You're all really fucking old!

No vlog for you!

Saturday, April 19th, 2008

I really had a vlog planned for today, but I had forgotten that I promised Tracy I'd do Grant's meme by Saturday, which will net her five clams! So here goes . . .

1. Describe yourself without the use of any vowels (treat “y” as a vowel).

Sm4rt3r th4n 3W3!

2. Write a short paragraph about a truly horrifying encounter you once had using the word “sippy-cup”.

My father beat my mother to death using a sippy-cup that had a picture of Goofy and Pluto on it. To this day, if I see those two Disney characters, I hear "I'll juice you, woman!" in my head and faint.

3. Which of the following is the worst baby name: Monkey Winkle, Fetus Cheese, or Swaberpoo Deliciousness? Discuss.

Monkey Winkle if it's a boy. Feivel Fuckpants if it's a girl. No discussion needed.

4. Complete the following word association: cookie, ladder, penis, regret…

Tranny

5. You move your weasel to sun level three. Your opponent counters with whimsy to caveworm seven. What is the best counter move?

Roll your 20-sided dice and hope for a 16.


Anyone else want to take a crack at it? Don't forget to come back tomorrow for a new Lazy Sunday contest and nifty prize!