The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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The “Avitable’s Secret” Catalog…
Hey everybody, Hilly here! Today I am filling in for Avitable and if you’ll excuse me, I need to fan myself off for a moment. Quick, someone bring me a mint julep because I do believe I’m about to swoon. … Continue reading
Posted in Substitute Avitable
Tagged avitable, guest blogging, hilly, snackiepoo, Substitute Avitable
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I am looking for investors…
…for my latest and greatest idea: a chain of candlepin bowling alleys called Fuck-a-Baby Bowl-a-Rama. There are too many babies. I think we can all agree on that, especially in all those third world countries. Most of them are going … Continue reading
Posted in Substitute Avitable
Tagged avitable, babies, guest blogging, mr.-fabulous, pointless-drivel
37 Comments
Guests and a weiner
I’m taking a week off of blogging. From tomorrow until next Sunday, I won’t be posting. I’ll still be reading and commenting, but I’m giving myself a bit of a break. Luckily, I’ve got quite the roster of guest bloggers … Continue reading
Psst! I’m not here!
I’m over here guest posting today. Give me some comment love over there, will ya?








