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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Tag Archives: guest post
30 Days of Truth Day 5: Something I Hope To Do
Before you read my post, have you seen my guest post over on MamaPop, where I talk about Calvin Klein and pose for scantily clad photos? Click the image to go check it out. Comments/stumbles are appreciated! This is Day … Continue reading
The lucky world of the motherfucker
It’s day two at ConFab, and even though my blog is a bit broken right now, it still works enough to appreciate and show the love to my next guest poster. When I first saw comments by Mr. Lady, I … Continue reading
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Tagged avitable, guest post, motherfucker, mr lady, whiskey in my sippy cup
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Just call us Alimartellable
Since I’m in Lexington, Kentucky, this weekend, at ConFab, I lined up a few guest posters who will do their best to entertain you until Tuesday. First up is Ali from “Cheaper than Therapy”. She’s funny, sarcastic, she can’t poop … Continue reading
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Tagged ali martell, avitable, cheaper than therapy, guest post
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Breaking the fourth Whall
I’m not here today. I’m guest posting over at Whall’s. Go check out my biased worldview of Muslims and East Asians and then leave a comment!
Sizing Up Our Final Frontiers
I am actually back in Orlando, but I’ve needed this respite from blogging. Normal posting will resume tomorrow, but, more importantly, tonight, after a two-show hiatus, “Clearly, you’re retarded” is back on the air! Tonight at 9 PM EST on … Continue reading
Throbbing cock of doom
Sometimes people come into my office, see my action figures, my life-sized Yoda, my 30,000 comics and say, “Adam, could you be a bigger geek?” And I just point to today’s guest poster, Heather, and say, “Yes.” She and her … Continue reading
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Tagged avitable, coalminer's granddaughter, guest post, heather
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No porn here!
Amanda told me that she was going to write a post all about her breasts and post high-resolution photos of each of them for everyone else to enjoy while I was gone. I forgive her, even though she is a … Continue reading
My head is just getting bigger by the second. And yes, I’m talking about my penis.
Today, I’m probably getting pretty sick of having no internet and being on the beach at a tropical resort. Yes, I’m weird, I know. According to Gina, though, I’m pretty awesome, too! Hi! I’m Gina from, well, See Gina Blog. … Continue reading
Freud’s a fraud and Jung was too young
My next guest blogger, RW, doesn’t like you. Really. And he doesn’t want you to come visit his blog. He especially doesn’t want you to comment. And that’s why I love to fuck with him by encouraging all of you … Continue reading
Avitable . . . the Newest MacGyver
I’d never usually consider reading, much less falling in love with, a blog called “Attack of the Redneck Mommy“. I mean, it has “redneck” and “mommy” in the title! Luckily for me (and of course, even luckier for the author), … Continue reading
