The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Pakistan in the place where you were
I’ve known Faiqa since I was in 9th grade – she was a year ahead of me in the International Baccalaureate program and, just like the rest of us there, a huge nerd, dork, geek, and dweeb. Her guest post, … Continue reading
I’m like Jesus!
I’m actually still in town and don’t leave until tomorrow, but I have too many things going on to blog. So, here’s your week of Substitute Avitables! My first guest poster is someone who seems to think that I have … Continue reading
Flashback: King of the Internet
One year ago today, reposted because I’m lazy on Sundays now: Here is the direct link. Today’s guest post is brought to you by the gorgeous and powerful Crystal.
Posted in Substitute Avitable
Tagged avitable, crystal, guest post, rehash, repost, Vlog, youtube
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Red Erect
I’m not here. I’m guest posting over at Miss Britt’s. Don’t forget – hotels, raffles, T-shirts, and photos! C’mon, I’m counting on you!
Sunday’s my day of rest.
Now that my contests are done, I’m going to save Sundays as a day of rest. Sometimes I might not post anything and sometimes I’ll just post something quick. If you haven’t already gone over to Karl’s and seen my … Continue reading
Got somewhere better to be?
Yes, you do. Go see my guest post over at Karl’s.
Fuck Cancer
Many of you probably know Lisa from Clusterfook. She’s a brave soul who is currently fighting cancer for the third time, and today she goes in for chemotherapy. I’m guest posting for her today, and I’d love it if you’d … Continue reading
I must be premenstrual
Maybe I’m having sympathy PMS from all the PMSy bitchiness enveloping me everywhere I go recently, because this video just feels kind of happy and inspiring, and I can’t think of anything cynical or sarcastic to say about it. Where … Continue reading
Posted in I am not gay
Tagged avitable, guest post, road less unraveled, video, wherethehellismatt
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Not here today . . .
I’m guest posting today. Over here. Come visit and leave her a comment!
English MacGuffin
Since Saturday, I’ve been hearing from some of my favorite bloggers about this movement that started over with Hilly at Snackie’s World. I resisted at first, but then finally decided to join in. I might have misunderstood, though: Speaking of … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged all-that-comes-with-it, avitable, british, dan, english, guest post, humor, humour, snackiepeace-movement, snackiepoo
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