Thursday, I have to go to Saint Croix for a destination wedding. It should be horrible, because there's no internet and allegedly no cell reception. I'm not sure what I'm going to do with myself for four days!

Anyways, I've lined up some awesome guest posters for you over the next week, starting tomorrow and going for seven days straight. Also, due to the timing of the last Presidential debate tomorrow night, "Clearly, You're Retarded" will take another break and resume with a normal schedule on 10/22.

I'm going to have a rental car, which means that I might be able to get somewhere that I can get internet and cell reception, but I'm also going to have to learn to drive on the other side of the road, which should be weird. Hopefully I don't crash headfirst into a bus full of nuns and explode in a ball of holy flame.

Anybody have any suggestions for things to do while I'm there? Warnings on things not to do?