For your entertainment:

I once knew a blogger named Karl.
He kept all his semen in a jar.
When he ran out of juice,
He twisted the cap loose,
And drank it alone in his car.

There once was this girl named Sybil,
She acted so normal and civil,
But show her a dick,
And she changed right quick,
Into a pervert who's quite mentally ill.

Britt, Hilly and Becky were drinking,
Some Scotch, vodka, and a pink thing.
They let fly with their boobs
Someone put it on Youtube
And now that's all anyone's been linking.

In New York is a blogger named Nina,
She's too nice and needs to be meana,
When I send pics of my crotch,
She says, "Want to touch",
And doesn't make fun of my wiena.

There was this Frenchie I knew named Poppy,
She was cute and messy and sloppy,
A Dawg brought her home,
And gave her his bone,
And now her hair is just a bit gloppy.

Kapgar and RW – Chicago.
They went out looking for a cheap ho,
Instead they found Mocha,
Wearing a thong and a choker,
And spent hours eating her cocoa.

The Pacific Northwest has a cave,
Where you can find both Tracy and Dave.
They're both a bit weird,
And should rightly be feared,
Unless you're a kitten or puppy to save.

Amanda lives in Missourah,
She's broke and kind of poorah,
I told her the plan
To put cash in her can
Is to become a high-class whorah.

AmyD is a vicious person at heart,
She'll stab you and punch you to start,
And when you beg
She'll kick you in the leg,
She has refined torture to an art.

I cannot forget Earl, Steph, or Jay,
Their comments always make my day.
But it gets kinda creepy,
When at night I get sleepy,
And dream about a big four-way.

There was this god named Avitable.
He was kind and holy and charitable.
He didn't wear pants,
And his balls liked to dance,
If you want to join them, he's feeling hospitable!

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