Tag Archives: haircut

The Grooming of Avitable

For the past four years (as of today), I have been going to the barber every single week.  That’s 208 trips, almost always at 10 AM on Tuesday, where I get a shave and a trim every week, a haircut … Continue reading

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If Avitable loses his beard and nobody’s there, is he still Avitable?

I started growing facial hair when I was 13 years old. By 14, I was able to grow a passable beard that my parents detested. When I left for college at 17, I grew a goatee and for the last … Continue reading

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Hair of the gorilla

It’s getting hot again, so it’s time for a haircut! Before: After: Now if I could just get this nail polish off of my fucking feet!

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Vlog Top Ten

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Waxing hirsutic

Before you get today’s post, you get some more pimping. Don’t forget to go visit my new site, Postcard Hell and buy some embarrassingly funny postcards to send to your mom, your dad, and your favorite uncle. It’s only $4 … Continue reading

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