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- Kim Jong Il
- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
Tag Archives: halloween
What Not to Name Your Baby
A post over at Mental Floss (great site and great magazine, by the way) listed 6 baby names that you probably shouldn’t use, including Batman, Eclipse Glasses, and Adolf. I thought I’d add to this helpful advice for the mother- … Continue reading
Halloween Party 2009 Announcement!
Set your browsers to http://www.avitable.com/halloween for all things Halloween Party 2009! We have exclusive T-shirts with designs from artists and bloggers. We have a raffle where you can win a free plane ticket to the Halloween party this year. We … Continue reading
Winners and Boozers
First, an announcement about the Halloween party. We’ll be disclosing the theme soon, and if you have any interest in attending (Saturday, October 24th in Altamonte Springs, FL), please submit your information below if you haven’t already done so. I … Continue reading
Laziest fucking Sunday ever.
A night out at The Parliament House, a local drag club, with Britt, Hilly, Amy, Clown and others means that I didn’t write anything for today. And since I’m exhausted and have no ability to think coherently, I thought I’d … Continue reading
Posted in blogher, Partay
Tagged avitable, Avitaween, blogher, blogher 09, halloween, parliament, room of your own
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Avitable’s Halloween Party 2009
If you have any interest in any way of even possibly, barely conceivably coming to this year’s Halloween party, which will be Saturday, October 24th in Altamonte Springs, FL, please fill out the following form and submit it. I’m going … Continue reading
Nightmares, tornadoes, and Halloween
The other night I had a nightmare that James aka Clown and I completely forgot to build anything for the Halloween party and it was two days before the party so we didn’t have time to do anything worthwhile. We … Continue reading
The moment none of you have been waiting for
During the Halloween party, we had one room that was turned into a photo studio and took professional photos of almost every guest (except for the few who never meandered into the studio) in their costumes. I thought since most … Continue reading
Posted in CYR, Partay
Tagged avitable, CYR, halloween, internet addiction, neverwas, Photos
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Props
Click to embiggen: In other Avita-news: The award-winning (in our minds) show “Clearly, You’re Retarded” is back! We continue our trend of discussing light-hearted topics that are insubstantial with a look at Safe Haven laws. Should you be able to … Continue reading
Avitaween 2008, part 1
Saturday night, I had a little soiree. You might have heard about it. There was nudity, vomiting, crossdressing, more vomiting, horrible screeching sounds karaoke, fighting, and a party that started at 8 PM and lasted for 9 hours. Britt created … Continue reading
Are you retarded?
Do you really think I’m going to have some type of post at midnight on Saturday night while we’re in the middle of partying? Jeez, can’t a guy take a break? I’ll post something real on Monday. I’m recovering as … Continue reading
