Tag Archives: happy birthday

Lordy, lordy, Kelly’s fuckin’ 40!

Posted on Sunday, April 3, 2011 by Avitable

The first comment I got from her was in 2007, when she shook her head at the thought of me being a sentimental sap. Since that time, Kelly, aka Mocha Momma, and I have become fast friends, and she’s learned … Continue reading →

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Love for the Mormons

Posted on Tuesday, April 28, 2009 by Avitable

Today is my friend Casey’s birthday. She takes one step closer to the grave as she turns the ripe old age of 27! Casey and I are completely opposite in many ways. She’s very modest and I have no shame. … Continue reading →

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Turned off the sarcasm machine

Posted on Saturday, January 17, 2009 by Avitable

Last year, I explained how she was responsible for the decline of civilization. The year prior, I told you previously unknown factoids about our favorite blonde force of nature. This year, I’ll just be genuine. Happy birthday, Britt. We “met” … Continue reading →

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The Baddest Muthafaiqa Around

Posted on Friday, January 9, 2009 by Avitable

There once was a chick named Faiqa, It’s very hard not to immediately lika, She’s smart and sassy And snooty and classy And would have preferred this to be a haika It’s very unusual for a blogger to show up … Continue reading →

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