Friday night we went to the Hard Rock at Universal City Walk and watched Joel McHale, from E's show, "The Soup", do his stand-up routine.

It was nice to see that he is pretty much just as dorky and goofy as his on-screen persona. He told a few stories about celebrities he's pissed off, talked about his kids in one of the funniest routines I've heard in a long time, and gave a great performance.

An almost better performance, though, was given by the two retards sitting behind us. The girl, Cunty McShitface, and the guy, Cockhead Douchenozzler, were so drunk before the show even started that they were hooting and hollering and screaming at the top of their lungs every time the warm-up comedian said anything. Of course, they were both as stupid as a box of dog shit, so their catcalls usually came at the set ups for each joke, not the punchline:

"So, I'm like my old Jewish grandmother."

"WOOHOO JEWS!"

"I walked into a bar…"

"WHOOOOOO! A BAR!"

"I stopped doing drugs a few years ago…"

"WHEEEEEE! DOING!"

By the time Joel started, these two jizzmonkeys had reached their alcoholic limit and were passed out in their chairs. They remained in a comatose state until security came around to make sure neither of them had died of alcohol poisoning, at which point they both stirred and showed signs of life. Ah, a boy can dream . . .

On another note, here's a hilarious clip from this week's SNL. It was an excellent episode, hosted by Anne Hathaway, but this clip was highlighting some of the "victims" of the predatory lenders that Sarah Palin hates so much: