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Tag Archives: harry-potter
10 Things To Do When Waiting to See Universal’s World of Harry Potter
The Wizarding World of Harry Potter opened up yesterday at Universal Studios Orlando, and there were thousands of people who had nothing better to do with their time than wait in line. Over the next few weeks, the traffic promises … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged comedy, harry-potter, humor, universal studios, wizarding world of harry potter
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What Not to Do When Watching Harry Potter
Today, for Movie Friday, I’m taking my employees to go see “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince“. There’s a lot of hysteria surrounding the Harry Potter movies, and in order to avoid any funny business on the part of some … Continue reading
Posted in TV and Movies
Tagged avitable, comedy, harry-potter, humor, movie, movie friday
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Here’s where I get creepy
How could I forget? Tuesday was a day of momentous occasion, and I let it slip by with nary a mention. I blame it on my crystal meth addiction. Since Tuesday, a weight has been lifted from my shoulders. I … Continue reading
Posted in Dirty talk
Tagged avitable, creepy-old-man, emma-watson, harry-potter, hermione-granger, legal, naked
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Ended weakly.
Here it is, midnight on Sunday and I’m left scratching my head. Where did the weekend go? Saturday: Up at 7, went out for breakfast. Mmmm, blueberry pancakes. Watched Friday night’s Monk and Dr. Who Went swimming. Ass got a … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged avitable, boring, dumbledore, harry-potter, j-k-rowling, snape, weekend
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