The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Where Avitable Is From
Where I’m From. I am from swimming pools, the beach, and water parks, from the Magic Kingdom and Epcot, from Transformers, Garbage Pail Kids, and Go-bots, from watching Mr. Boogedy and V and Space Balls, from Superman and Indiana Jones, … Continue reading
Sarah Palin’s History Lessons
Last week, Sarah Palin shared an interesting take on Paul Revere’s famous Midnight Ride, stating that “… he who warned the British that they weren’t gonna be takin’ away our arms by ringing those bells and making sure as he’s … Continue reading
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Tagged according to palin, comedy, history, humor, midnight ride, paul revere, sarah palin
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Even More Twitter Through History
First, there was Twitter throughout history. Then there was more Twitter throughout history. And now we have even more! Twitter, for those of you ancient ones who think sexting is putting things in groups of six, is a microblogging site … Continue reading
Famous moms in history
1738: “If you don’t brush your teeth, Georgie, they’re going to rot right out of your head and then you’ll have to get wooden teeth. You don’t want splinters in your mouth every time you eat food, do you?” 1865: … Continue reading
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History lesson
Ask anyone in their fifties. They’ll all tell you that the world is a different place than it was when they were growing up. There’s more violence, corruption is widespread, we all have the attention spans of microwaves, and people … Continue reading








