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First Annual Avitable Holiday Gift Guide

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008

Are you having trouble figuring out what to buy for your slightly effeminate son? Your geeky awkward daughter? Your MMORPG playing husband or wife? Your movie freak of a dad? Your snooty glutton of a mom?

Your prayers have been answered. I present you with the First Annual Avitable Holiday Gift Guide (aka FAAHGG)!

I have scoured the Internet and come up with some of the coolest shit out there. I have not, however, tested each of these items for their coolness, nor have I put them in my mouth to see if they have small parts that might lead to choking or anal blockage, so purchase at your own risk. I will be buying most of these if I don't already own them, though, and everybody knows what good sense I have when it comes to financially investing in more crap to fill my house!

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