Are you having trouble figuring out what to buy for your slightly effeminate son? Your geeky awkward daughter? Your MMORPG playing husband or wife? Your movie freak of a dad? Your snooty glutton of a mom?

Your prayers have been answered. I present you with the First Annual Avitable Holiday Gift Guide (aka FAAHGG)!

I have scoured the Internet and come up with some of the coolest shit out there. I have not, however, tested each of these items for their coolness, nor have I put them in my mouth to see if they have small parts that might lead to choking or anal blockage, so purchase at your own risk. I will be buying most of these if I don't already own them, though, and everybody knows what good sense I have when it comes to financially investing in more crap to fill my house!

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