The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Tag Archives: holiday
Happy Blow Your Fingers Off With Fireworks Day!
Collect the set! Easter Saint Patrick’s Day Christmas Halloween Fourth of July 2010 Thanksgiving Calendar coming soon.
What should I write on my holiday cards?
So my cards have been printed and I’ll be sending them out shortly. In previous years, I paid a company to address, sign, stamp, and mail them all for me, but because I’m feeling particularly creative (oh, and because of … Continue reading
Happy Fourth of July!
Posted in General
Tagged balls, celebration, comedy, fourth of july, holiday, humor, independence day, nutsack
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Get on the Hilly Train
Today’s a tough day for a friend because it’s the anniversary of her wedding to her ex-husband. In addition, she’s been in a period of transition recently, packing up her belongings to move back to California after spending some time … Continue reading
Have you been naughty or nice?
It’s almost Christmas, and Santa has been checking his list, trying to see who’s getting coal and who’s not. It’s also time to steal a page from Snackie’s book, and open up the comments for HOLIDAY CONFESSIONS! Did you ever … Continue reading
Posted in Church of Holy Avitableness
Tagged christmas, church, Church of Holy Avitableness, confession, confession booth, holiday, santa, snackiepoo
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First Annual Avitable Holiday Gift Guide
Are you having trouble figuring out what to buy for your slightly effeminate son? Your geeky awkward daughter? Your MMORPG playing husband or wife? Your movie freak of a dad? Your snooty glutton of a mom? Your prayers have been … Continue reading
Posted in CYR, General
Tagged avitable, christmas, CYR, gifts, holiday, holiday gift guide, humor, presents, traditional
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