Tag Archives: holidays

My Christmas Gift to you: No Testicles!

Posted on Sunday, December 25, 2011 by Avitable

That’s right. Unlike previous holidays, this Christmas I will not assault your senses with a photo in which I decorate my nutsack. It has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that I’ve been too busy to Photoshop anything and … Continue reading →

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I’m just not feeling it. #Christmas

Posted on Sunday, December 18, 2011 by Avitable

The last real Christmas I had was in 2009. A month prior, I had told Amy that I was unhappy in our marriage and had been going to therapy in secret to figure out what I wanted and needed in … Continue reading →

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Happy Easter everyone!

Posted on Sunday, April 24, 2011 by Avitable

Happy Easter to those of you who celebrate, and happy chocolate bunny day to those of you who don’t!

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The Christmas Card.

Posted on Wednesday, January 5, 2011 by Avitable

This year’s Christmas card took four costume changes, trips to Goodwill, the Salvation Army, Target, and Cracker Barrel, and 319 stamps going to 13 countries: Obviously, it’s my riff on the family portrait, complete with cheesy sweaters, an excited child, … Continue reading →

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Merry Christmas!

Posted on Saturday, December 25, 2010 by Avitable

PS: This is not the Christmas card I sent out. I’ll post that card in a week or so. P.P.S.: If you’re in or near Park City, Utah, and want to meet up with me and a few other bloggers … Continue reading →

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The Twelve Days of Christmas

Posted on Wednesday, December 16, 2009 by Avitable

On the first day of Christmas, The internet sent to me A brand new Nintendo Wii! On the second day of Christmas, The internet sent to me Two swine flu shots, And a brand new Nintendo Wii! On the third … Continue reading →

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Christmas Card

Posted on Monday, December 22, 2008 by Avitable

This was going to be the Christmas card I sent out this year, but I decided against it. It just felt too hackneyed to me (click to enlarge): The one I actually sent will get posted after Christmas sometime, once … Continue reading →

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C is for cookie. Well, and cock.

Posted on Thursday, December 18, 2008 by Avitable

Thank you to my favoritest blogger of all time, Amanda, who is the only person this wonderful holiday season who showered me with delicious cookies. She’s a very busy student and she still managed to find the time to bake … Continue reading →

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Christmas and political correctness

Posted on Monday, December 8, 2008 by Avitable

On Twitter last night, this twat declared that wishing “Merry Christmas” to someone who is not Christian (or Xtian, as she put it) is offensive, arrogant, insensitive, and bad manners (never mind the hypocrisy that calling Christians Xtians is highly … Continue reading →

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Who wants a Christmas card?

Posted on Wednesday, November 19, 2008 by Avitable

It’s that time of year, fuckers. I’m preparing my list of names and addresses for holiday cards. Last year we sent out this one: In 2006 we sent out this one: If you got one or all of these, chances … Continue reading →

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