Tag Archives: holy

Jesus Fucking Christ

Posted on Monday, August 10, 2009 by Avitable

I was working on an interview with the recently deceased John Hughes, but it’s taking longer than I thought. Instead, I thought I’d just share this little gem with you, sent to me by Nobody. Have a great Monday!

Posted in Dirty talk | Tagged avitable, christianity, dark humor, funny, going to hell, holy, humor, jesus, jesus christ | 158 Comments

Hobo no mo’

Posted on Wednesday, October 17, 2007 by Avitable

From now on, it’s no more of this: And more of this: Oh, and I got the Transformers DVD today in a case that transforms into Optimus Prime! SQUEEEE!!

Posted in Photos | Tagged avitable, dvd, hobo, holy, movies, Photos, slob, transformers, underwear | 45 Comments

The atheist’s nightmare

Posted on Sunday, July 1, 2007 by Avitable

Before you get to read your regularly scheduled post, here’s the NYCWD update: As of right now, at midnight EST on Saturday, June 30th, we have just raised $3300! I’m really amazed and proud of the support and generosity of … Continue reading →

Posted in Church of Holy Avitableness | Tagged a pile of dog bones, atheists-nightmare, avitable, banana, church, For-Dawg, holy, jesus, nycwd, peanut-butter, puppy monster | 68 Comments

I admit it.

Posted on Wednesday, May 16, 2007 by Avitable

I’m guilty. I did it. I killed the Rev. Jerry Falwell. (Does “Rev.” stand for “Revolting”?) For those of you who are oblivious, Jerry Falwell was found dead in his office. It’s assumed that he had a coronary episode. However, … Continue reading →

Posted in My Art | Tagged asshole, avitable, christian, church, death, god, hate, holy, humor, hypocrisy, jerry-falwell, jesus christ, My Art, obituary, Politics, rant, religion | 61 Comments

My own personal Jesus

Posted on Saturday, April 28, 2007 by Avitable

Posted in Church of Holy Avitableness | Tagged avitable, god, holy, humor, jesus christ, video | 53 Comments

Easter at my church

Posted on Saturday, April 7, 2007 by Avitable

A reading from the book of Avitable: And when the sixth hour was come, there was darkness over the whole land until the ninth hour. And at the ninth hour JC cried with a loud voice, saying “Holy God that … Continue reading →

Posted in Church of Holy Avitableness | Tagged avitable, christian, church, Church of Holy Avitableness, easter, holy, humor, jesus christ, resurrection | 32 Comments

Fisting

Posted on Saturday, March 24, 2007 by Avitable

Came across this revelatory and inspiring article encouraging Christians to fist because it is God’s will. Fisting and God’s Will The sex act called fisting is a source of confusion and misconceptions for many Christians. This is unfortunate, because it … Continue reading →

Posted in Dirty talk | Tagged avitable, christian, fisting, funny, god, holy, religion, sex | 6 Comments