The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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The Aristocrats
Please don’t read this post. It is the most vile, disgusting, horrible, evil thing I’ve ever written, and I am neither exaggerating nor being sarcastic. A talent agent is sitting in his office when a family walks in. The agent … Continue reading
Posted in Dirty talk
Tagged aristocrats, comedy, dirty joke, disgusting joke, horrible, humor, joke, shaggy dog, the aristocrats, the debonaires, the sophisticates
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The One Where I Eat Ants
Also, go over to MoxieBird.com to see some close-up photos of what this snack really looks like along with a more in-depth review. Plus, you love me and want to come support me and leave comments over there!
Best of America’s Funniest Home Videos
Posted in I am evil
Tagged car accident, crash, driving, horrible, pay attention, safe driving, video
28 Comments
Even I need brain bleach
All I have to share today is one of the more interesting and disturbing things I’ve seen in a while. It’s not totally safe for work but it’s not nearly as bad as some of the videos I’ve posted. It … Continue reading








