The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Tag Archives: horrifying
Chuck Palahniuk’s Guts
If you’ve never read Chuck Palahniuk, author of “Fight Club”, “Choke”, and other excellent books, you should. He’s got a twisted mind that is completely captivating. Read this entire post. It’s the short story called “Guts” that originally appeared in … Continue reading →
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Tagged author, avitable, books, choke, chuck palahniuk, fight club, guts, horrifying
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AvitaWeek 2008: Hair of the gorilla that bit you
It’s Day 2 of AvitaWeek 2008, counting down to my 31st birthday. As always, you are encouraged to send me cards and prezzies, as those crazy Brits call them. You can even see what I like on my wishlists! When … Continue reading →
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Tagged avitable, AvitaWeek, birthday, horrifying, horror, nudity, Photos
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Folly of the gods
Last Thursday night, I enjoyed a good meal out at my favorite German restaurant with my wife and a friend and his girlfriend. To me (and to many others), enjoying a good meal means eating until I’m about to burst. … Continue reading →
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Tagged anal-bleaching, anus, avitable, bleach, clorox-disinfecting-wipes, comedy, horrifying, humor
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Don’t you fucking dare
This video is one of the most horrifying ones I’ve ever seen. Me. The king of bad taste and horrifying things. The man who laughs at dolphin blowjobs and even gets a semi. The guy who can watch horse anal … Continue reading →
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Tagged 2girls1cup, avitable, disgusting, gross, holy-shit, horrifying, video
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