Tag Archives: horror

Gang Rape: Looking deeper

Posted on Thursday, October 29, 2009 by Avitable

By now, almost all of you have heard of that horrific gang rape of the fifteen-year old girl in California (of course, is there any such thing as a non-horrific gang rape? I mean, is there a nice gang rape … Continue reading →

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Maybe not everybody should be allowed near a computer

Posted on Tuesday, September 29, 2009 by Avitable

(thanks to mew for the link)

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My review of Drag Me To Hell (Spoiler Free)

Posted on Sunday, May 31, 2009 by Avitable

A long time ago in a B-movie world far, far away, a man named Sam Raimi made a trilogy of movies: Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, and Army of Darkness. They got increasingly funnier and they were cheesy, cornball horror … Continue reading →

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Why penises are blind

Posted on Sunday, February 22, 2009 by Avitable

From this site: I am a 25 year old woman who has never given birth. My intention with this project was to better understand my cycle and the changes in my cervix throughout the month. As a doula and student … Continue reading →

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Please don’t read this.

Posted on Tuesday, April 15, 2008 by Avitable

I’m telling you now. You really don’t want to read this story. It’s a horrifying example of (a) how disgusting college boys are and (b) things you never wanted to think about. . . . . . . Still here? … Continue reading →

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AvitaWeek 2008: Hair of the gorilla that bit you

Posted on Tuesday, January 22, 2008 by Avitable

It’s Day 2 of AvitaWeek 2008, counting down to my 31st birthday. As always, you are encouraged to send me cards and prezzies, as those crazy Brits call them. You can even see what I like on my wishlists! When … Continue reading →

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Faith in humanity . . . lost

Posted on Monday, January 14, 2008 by Avitable

Before I get to the real reason for my post, here’s an interesting ad I noticed when I was checking my Gmail last week. Click for a legible version: Okay, now onto the horror. 2girls1cup – everybody knows what it … Continue reading →

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Marketing weasels

Posted on Friday, October 19, 2007 by Avitable

First, fuck Brighthouse and their new DVRs. Mine has decided to randomly fail to record specific shows for no reason. Stupid cockslapping monkeyfucking shitweasel Brighthouse. Secondly, I was forced to watch The Office last night without being able to fast … Continue reading →

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The meek will kick our ass

Posted on Thursday, August 16, 2007 by Avitable

There’s this hot, intelligent, powerful, motivated, manipulative, logical woman I know. We will call her “Shmitt”. She has the world in the palm of her hand, and most of the people in it wrapped around her little finger. She understands … Continue reading →

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The Heat is On.

Posted on Monday, August 6, 2007 by Avitable

Yesterday, my wife left for Houston for a business trip. She typically takes a cab so that I don’t have to make the 30-mile trek to Orlando Airport and back. This Sunday, however, I was forced to was lucky enough … Continue reading →

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