The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Masturbation that lasts the whole month of July . . . guaranteed
Here’s the thing. I’m going to go to BlogHer 2009 this July. There are several reasons for this. First and foremost, it’s in Chicago, and I have several friends who live there that I want to see. Secondly, I think … Continue reading
I’m a fucking hot blogger and don’t you forget it
So, everybody remembers that little Hot Blogger Calendar contest, right? Well, the photos have been taken, and I submitted another one after my first one was rejected. The calendars are being put together and they are now available for pre-order! … Continue reading
Hot Nude Male Blogger Calendar
The photo shoot for the Hot Blogger Calendar was last weekend, and I was unable to go. I have to get my own photos taken and submit them for approval. This was one that was rejected for being too risque, … Continue reading
Posted in Photos
Tagged avitable, hot blogger calendar, hot male blogger, naked, nudity, pool, porn
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You lazy fuckers should be at work.
Today’s Labor Day, a holiday that I hate. Since it’s a Federal holiday, it’s just a way for the government to fuck over those of us who are employers, even though we’d really like our employees to come into work … Continue reading
Posted in Rants
Tagged avitable, comedy, federal holidays, hot blogger calendar, hot male blogger, humor, labor day, naked, nudity, porn
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Idiots, idiots everywhere and not a drop to drink
For every smart, normal client we have, we have 10 who are gob-smacked morons. I purposely obfuscate the nature of the business I run for obvious reasons, but for clarity’s sake, just understand that we sell a service to professionals … Continue reading
Posted in Whoring
Tagged avitable, comedy, hot blogger, hot blogger calendar, hot male blogger, humor, neverwas, Partay, voting, Whoring
58 Comments
Housekeeping?
Today seems like a good day to follow up on a few things. First, I’ve set up a page for all of the Halloween information to be compiled, so you can find all the information about hotels and flights, buy … Continue reading
Posted in Partay
Tagged avitable, CYR, halloween, hot blogger, hot blogger calendar, hot male blogger, neverwas, Partay, voting, Whoring
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