The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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I’m a fucking hot blogger and don’t you forget it
So, everybody remembers that little Hot Blogger Calendar contest, right? Well, the photos have been taken, and I submitted another one after my first one was rejected. The calendars are being put together and they are now available for pre-order! … Continue reading
Hot Nude Male Blogger Calendar
The photo shoot for the Hot Blogger Calendar was last weekend, and I was unable to go. I have to get my own photos taken and submit them for approval. This was one that was rejected for being too risque, … Continue reading
Posted in Photos
Tagged avitable, hot blogger calendar, hot male blogger, naked, nudity, pool, porn
58 Comments
You lazy fuckers should be at work.
Today’s Labor Day, a holiday that I hate. Since it’s a Federal holiday, it’s just a way for the government to fuck over those of us who are employers, even though we’d really like our employees to come into work … Continue reading
Posted in Rants
Tagged avitable, comedy, federal holidays, hot blogger calendar, hot male blogger, humor, labor day, naked, nudity, porn
56 Comments
Idiots, idiots everywhere and not a drop to drink
For every smart, normal client we have, we have 10 who are gob-smacked morons. I purposely obfuscate the nature of the business I run for obvious reasons, but for clarity’s sake, just understand that we sell a service to professionals … Continue reading
Posted in Whoring
Tagged avitable, comedy, hot blogger, hot blogger calendar, hot male blogger, humor, neverwas, Partay, voting, Whoring
58 Comments
Housekeeping?
Today seems like a good day to follow up on a few things. First, I’ve set up a page for all of the Halloween information to be compiled, so you can find all the information about hotels and flights, buy … Continue reading
Posted in Partay
Tagged avitable, CYR, halloween, hot blogger, hot blogger calendar, hot male blogger, neverwas, Partay, voting, Whoring
33 Comments
Remember that movie Major League?
So, do you remember Major League? And do you remember how the coach inspired the team by putting up a cardboard standee of the bitch owner? She had pieces of clothing on, and for every win, he removed a piece … Continue reading
Posted in CYR, Whoring
Tagged avitable, calendar, CYR, drinking age, hot blogger calender, hot male blogger, humor, major league, nudity, talkshoe, voting, Whoring
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