Tag Archives: humor

On bullying, homsexuality, and Jonah Mowry

Posted on Monday, December 5, 2011 by Avitable

Of course, this video makes no sense unless you’ve seen the original video, by Jonah Mowry, a young teen who is struggling with being gay and getting bullied at school: Or, if you want to see the two of them … Continue reading →

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The Twelve Days of Christmas in 2011

Posted on Monday, December 5, 2011 by Avitable

On the first day of Christmas, The whole world sent to me A free Casey Anthony! On the second day of Christmas, The whole world sent to me Two dead despots, And a free Casey Anthony! On the third day … Continue reading →

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Don’t look any further for your Black Friday needs – I’ll be your huckleberry.

Posted on Friday, November 25, 2011 by Avitable

[Originally posted on 11/16/10. Slightly edited and reposted due to turkey-induced coma.] Forget lining up outside Target or Walmart at midnight to get marginal deals on gifts that nobody needs. You can get all of your Black Friday needs met … Continue reading →

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Happy Thanksgiving from me to you!

Posted on Thursday, November 24, 2011 by Avitable

Collect the set! Fourth of July 2011 Easter Saint Patrick’s Day Christmas Halloween Fourth of July 2010 Thanksgiving 2009 (the very first Avitaball ever!

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Avitable reviews his cruise on Royal Caribbean’s Liberty of the Seas

Posted on Tuesday, November 22, 2011 by Avitable

Before I get into today’s post, don’t forget to enter my pop culture trivia contest, which I’ll keep open through the week, and it’s still not too late to place your order for an Avitable calendar. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, … Continue reading →

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Schwinnnggg! It’s a giveaway! And pop culture trivia! And exclamation points!!!

Posted on Wednesday, November 16, 2011 by Avitable

It’s been a while since I gave anything away to you, my obsessed faithful stalkers readers. Way back in the good ol’ days of blogging, I used to have contests every week, where I would test your knowledge and ability … Continue reading →

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The Avitable Perspective on Joe Paterno and the Penn State Scandal

Posted on Monday, November 14, 2011 by Avitable

Joe-Pa, Joe-Pa, Joe-Pa-dee doo I’ve got a perfect puzzle for you Joe-Pa, Joe-Pa, Joe-Pa-da dee If you are wise, you will listen to me Who do you blame when your man is a creep? Touching and leering at the kids … Continue reading →

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The Aristocrats

Posted on Wednesday, November 9, 2011 by Avitable

Please don’t read this post. It is the most vile, disgusting, horrible, evil thing I’ve ever written, and I am neither exaggerating nor being sarcastic. A talent agent is sitting in his office when a family walks in. The agent … Continue reading →

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My Asteroid List

Posted on Wednesday, November 9, 2011 by Avitable

So, we all almost died last night as a giant asteroid passed closer to us than the moon. There was no ragtag team of misfit drillers turned astronauts on a mission to save us, no nuclear bomb contingency plan that … Continue reading →

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My Interview with Andy Rooney

Posted on Sunday, November 6, 2011 by Avitable

Andy Rooney, nonagenarian curmudgeon, died over the weekend at the age of 92. I sat down for a posthumous interview with him: Me: So, Mr. Rooney . . . AR: Please, call me Mr. Rooney. Me: I wanted to just … Continue reading →

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