The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Monday Bullets
This weekend was pretty full, and I’m too beat to try to write a recap, so here is my holiday weekend, bullet style: For those of you who purchased raffle tickets to the Piper raffle, we raised $1500 in one … Continue reading
Happy Fourth of July!
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Tagged balls, celebration, comedy, fourth of july, holiday, humor, independence day, nutsack
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Bang! Boom! Blah!
(click for larger) Have a safe and happy Fourth of July!
Fireworks in Florida
It’s all about the bullets today. Don’t miss tomorrow’s post! I’m going to have a super-special guest poster. It’s not Britt or anyone that you think, but someone even more awesome, and if you miss it, your eyeballs will melt … Continue reading








