The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Tag Archives: interview
My Interview with Kim Jong Il
Recluse, despot, and insane cinephile Kim Jong Il, leader of North Korea for over sixteen years, died on Saturday after complications from working too hard, according to reports from North Korea sources. Even though he was notoriously publicity-shy, I managed … Continue reading
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Tagged celebrity interview, comedy, humor, interview, kim jong il, morbid humor, north korea, south korea
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My Interview with Steve Jobs
Tech visionary and entrepreneur Steve Jobs died yesterday at the age of 56, and I had the opportunity to sit down with him after his passing. Me: I don’t know if I can do this. SJ: Do what? Me: Interview … Continue reading
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Tagged apple founder, avitable interviews, celebrity interview, humor, interview, steve jobs
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My Interview with Leonard Stern, Creator of Mad Libs
Leonard Stern, the creator of Mad Libs, died on Thursday, and I was excited at the opportunity to speak with him after he passed away. Me: Thank you for speaking with me, Mr. Stern. LS: It is my scrumptious pleasure. … Continue reading
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Tagged celebrity interview, comedy, humor, interview, leonard stern, mad-libs, morbid humor
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My Interview With Elizabeth Taylor
Elizabeth Taylor, actress and bride to many, died yesterday at the age of 79. As usual, I had the chance to interview her: Me: Thank you for taking the time to speak with me, Ms. Taylor. ET: Please, dear, call … Continue reading
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Tagged celebrity, comedy, death, elizabeth taylor, humor, interview, liz taylor, morbid
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My interview with Barbara Billingsley (Mrs. Cleaver)
On Saturday, Barbara Billingsley, known for her roles as June Cleaver in “Leave it to Beaver” and as the jive-talking grandma on “Airplane!”, passed away at the age of 94. I took this opportunity to interview her. Me: Shiiiit, chick, … Continue reading
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Tagged airplane, celebrity interview, comedy, humor, interview, jive, mrs. cleaver
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My Interview with Dennis Hopper
Gonzo actor Dennis Hopper died Saturday, at the age of 74. I sat down with him for a post-mortem chat: Me: Hi Mr. Hopper, and thank you for taking the time to meet with me. DH: Oh, man, I’ve got … Continue reading
My Interview with Gary Coleman
Diminutive actor Gary Coleman died yesterday at the age of 42. I sat down with the surly star for a posthumuous chinwag: Me: Thank you for taking the time, Mr. Coleman. GC: Please, call me Gary. And you’re welcome. I’m … Continue reading
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Tagged celebrity interviews, comedy, dark humor, gary coleman, humor, interview, morbid
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My Interview with that Chinese guy who killed all the kids.
This post is a guest post disguised to look like a real post by me, written by my friend James. On Wednesday, May 12, Adam was given an assignment. After two days of writing about preachy subjects, he was tasked … Continue reading
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Tagged celebrity interviews, china, dark humor, ghostwriting, google, humor, interview
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My Interview With @Mooshinindy
One of my favoritest people in the whole world, Casey, aka Mooshinindy, turns the ripe old age of 28 today! And I thought what better present could I give her other than something that I usually only reserve for dead … Continue reading
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Tagged birthday, casey, comedy, fake, humor, interview, interviews, moosh, mooshinindy, parody
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My Interview with Adolf Hitler
Today is April 20th. While it might be best known for a holiday to celebrate marijuana (after students in 1971 met at 4:20 every afternoon to smoke pot), it’s also the birthday of Adolf Hitler. What better day to interview … Continue reading
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Tagged celebrity interview, comedy, dark humor, hitler, humor, interview
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