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My interview with Ed McMahon

As most of you know, Ed McMahon died yesterday at the age of 86. And being the intrepid journalist that I am, I have his first posthumuous interview all ready just for you. Me: Thanks for agreeing to speak with … Continue reading

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An Interview with David Carradine

Yesterday, David Carradine was found dead, hanging in his closet. Today, I present you with a very special interview that took place almost immediately before the Kung Fu master committed suicide. Me: Hi, Bill. DC: Please don’t call me that. … Continue reading

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My conversation with Stephen Hawking

As I write this post tonight, Stephen Hawking has been rushed to the hospital and is gravely ill. And unlike last time, when I waited until after death to have a(n imagined) conversation with Caylee Anthony, I thought I should … Continue reading

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Avitaweek 2009: Martin Loser King

As you might have noticed from the header (if not, reload the page), this is AvitaWeek 2009! My birthday is on Monday, January 26th, and I plan on being shameless in my celebration over the next seven days, by brazenly … Continue reading

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Nobody expects the Snackiepoo Inquisition

As part of that whole interview meme, I was asked 5 questions by Hilly. I still have another 20 or so people to whom I need to send interview questions, so be patient. I’m working on it, fuckers. As a … Continue reading

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My interview with Caylee Anthony

Me: Hi, Caylee. C: Hi, Adam. Thanks for having me on your blog. Me: Anytime. So, you’re dead, huh? C: Yup. It seems that way. Me: I’m very sorry to hear that. C: Oh, don’t be. Unless you’re my stupid … Continue reading

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Five questions from Avitable

Almost two years ago, there was a fun five-question interview meme that went around the interwebs. I thought the holidays would be a nice time to revive it. It’s interactive and very simple. To get it started, I’m going to … Continue reading

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Misc Mon

FIRST: Don’t forget to go, before midnight EST tonight, and enter my contest for a chance to win an iPod Shuffle! Even if you’ve been certified as mentally retarded, you still have a chance at getting at least one guess … Continue reading

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AvitaWeek 2008: Now you talk

It’s Day 3 of AvitaWeek 2008, counting down to my 31st birthday (which is on the 26th, but we’ll be celebrating on Friday instead). As always, you are encouraged to send me cards and beaucoup gifts. You can even see … Continue reading

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Miss Elaine Eous

Bunch of random shit today: 1. The contest I asked you to guess which ads were real and which were fake. The correct answer is that all of them are, in fact, real. Even the Pakistan Airline one, the spanking … Continue reading

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