The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Tag Archives: interview
My interview with Ed McMahon
As most of you know, Ed McMahon died yesterday at the age of 86. And being the intrepid journalist that I am, I have his first posthumuous interview all ready just for you. Me: Thanks for agreeing to speak with … Continue reading
Posted in Avitable Interviews
Tagged avitable, comedy, ed mcmahon, humor, interview, satire, tonight show
75 Comments
An Interview with David Carradine
Yesterday, David Carradine was found dead, hanging in his closet. Today, I present you with a very special interview that took place almost immediately before the Kung Fu master committed suicide. Me: Hi, Bill. DC: Please don’t call me that. … Continue reading
Posted in Avitable Interviews
Tagged caine, comedy, dark humor, david carradine, humor, interview, kill bill, kung fu, parody, satire, shane
56 Comments
My conversation with Stephen Hawking
As I write this post tonight, Stephen Hawking has been rushed to the hospital and is gravely ill. And unlike last time, when I waited until after death to have a(n imagined) conversation with Caylee Anthony, I thought I should … Continue reading
Posted in Avitable Interviews
Tagged a brief history of time, amazon, avitable, hilly, housewarming, humor, interview, parody, physics, satire, snackiepoo, stephen hawking
23 Comments
Avitaweek 2009: Martin Loser King
As you might have noticed from the header (if not, reload the page), this is AvitaWeek 2009! My birthday is on Monday, January 26th, and I plan on being shameless in my celebration over the next seven days, by brazenly … Continue reading
Posted in Avitable Interviews, AvitaWeek
Tagged avitable, AvitaWeek, birthday, comedy, humor, interview, martin-luther-king, mlk, morbid, Politics, reverend king
43 Comments
Nobody expects the Snackiepoo Inquisition
As part of that whole interview meme, I was asked 5 questions by Hilly. I still have another 20 or so people to whom I need to send interview questions, so be patient. I’m working on it, fuckers. As a … Continue reading
My interview with Caylee Anthony
Me: Hi, Caylee. C: Hi, Adam. Thanks for having me on your blog. Me: Anytime. So, you’re dead, huh? C: Yup. It seems that way. Me: I’m very sorry to hear that. C: Oh, don’t be. Unless you’re my stupid … Continue reading
Posted in Avitable Interviews
Tagged avitable, casey anthony, caylee anthony, interview, morbid
43 Comments
Five questions from Avitable
Almost two years ago, there was a fun five-question interview meme that went around the interwebs. I thought the holidays would be a nice time to revive it. It’s interactive and very simple. To get it started, I’m going to … Continue reading
Posted in Memes and more
Tagged avitable, five questions, humor, interactive, interview, interview meme
65 Comments
Misc Mon
FIRST: Don’t forget to go, before midnight EST tonight, and enter my contest for a chance to win an iPod Shuffle! Even if you’ve been certified as mentally retarded, you still have a chance at getting at least one guess … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged avitable, Blogroll, britt, contest, contests, interview, interviewing, meme, miss britt, questions, RAP-Sheet, survey, The-RAP-Sheet
38 Comments
AvitaWeek 2008: Now you talk
It’s Day 3 of AvitaWeek 2008, counting down to my 31st birthday (which is on the 26th, but we’ll be celebrating on Friday instead). As always, you are encouraged to send me cards and beaucoup gifts. You can even see … Continue reading
Posted in AvitaWeek
Tagged allthatcomeswithit, avitable, AvitaWeek, dan, ego, egotistical, interview, nina, readerwritesmith, testimonials
57 Comments
Miss Elaine Eous
Bunch of random shit today: 1. The contest I asked you to guess which ads were real and which were fake. The correct answer is that all of them are, in fact, real. Even the Pakistan Airline one, the spanking … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged advertising, amazon, avitable, awards, birthday, britt, coal-miners-granddaughter, contest, contests, interview, marketing, miss britt, My Art, wishlist
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