The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Tag Archives: interviews
My Interview with Andy Rooney
Andy Rooney, nonagenarian curmudgeon, died over the weekend at the age of 92. I sat down for a posthumous interview with him: Me: So, Mr. Rooney . . . AR: Please, call me Mr. Rooney. Me: I wanted to just … Continue reading
My interview with Amy Winehouse
Grammy-award winning crackhead Amy Winehouse was found dead today at the age of 27. I sat down with her post-demise: Me: Thank you for sitting down with me today. AW: No problem. I’m ‘appy t’ be ‘ere. Me: Also, congratulations … Continue reading
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Tagged amy winehouse, celebrity, comedy, dark, humor, interviews, morbid, rehab
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My Interview with Jack Kevorkian
Dr. Jack Kevorkian, aka “Dr. Death”, died today at the age of 83. Given the fact that I’m a posthumous journalist of the highest caliber, I got first dibs on an interview: Me: Let me start this interview off by … Continue reading
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Tagged avitable interviews, celebrity, comedy, dark humor, dead celebrity, doctor death, dr. death, humor, interviews, jack kevorkian, posthumous
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My Interview with Osama bin Laden
Unless you’ve been living under a rock, or hiding in a cave in Afghanistan, you’re aware that Osama bin Laden has been confirmed dead at the hands of American forces as of May 2nd, 2011. I had to pull some … Continue reading
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Tagged celebrity interviews, comedy, dark, dark comedy, humor, interviews, morbid, osama bin laden
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My Interview with Leslie Nielsen
Leslie Nielsen, best known for his comedic roles in Airplane! and the Naked Gun movies, died at the age of 84 on Sunday. I sat down to interview him shortly after his passing: Me: Mr. Nielsen, thank you for meeting … Continue reading
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Tagged airplane, celebrities, celebrity interview, comedy, humor, interviews, leslie nielsen, morbid, naked gun, quotes
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My interview with Tony Curtis
Yesterday, film legend Tony Curtis died at the age of 85. I sat down with him for a brief chat: Me: Mr. Curtis, thank you for taking the time to meet with me. TC: You should be happy – I’m … Continue reading
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Tagged celebrity interviews, comedy, dark humor, dead celebrity, greg giraldo, humor, interviews, morbid, tony curtis
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My Interview With @Mooshinindy
One of my favoritest people in the whole world, Casey, aka Mooshinindy, turns the ripe old age of 28 today! And I thought what better present could I give her other than something that I usually only reserve for dead … Continue reading
Posted in Avitable Interviews, Bloggers
Tagged birthday, casey, comedy, fake, humor, interview, interviews, moosh, mooshinindy, parody
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My interview with Corey Haim
Former child actor Corey Haim died yesterday at the age of 38. I was granted a quick interview with the deceased “Lost Boys” star: Me: Hi Corey, thanks for talking with me. CH: It’s my pleasure. I want all of … Continue reading
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Tagged celebrity, comedy, corey feldman, corey haim, dark humor, death, humor, interviews, lost boys
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My Interview with Roy Scheider
On February 10, 2008, Roy Scheider, best known for his role of the sheriff in “Jaws”, died at the age of 75. I didn’t have a chance to interview him then, so I thought I’d use the anniversary of his … Continue reading
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Tagged celebrity, comedy, dark humor, dead celebrity, humor, interviews, jaws, roy scheider
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My Interviews with Zelda Rubinstein and J. D. Salinger
Zelda Rubinstein, the creepy old midget lady known best for her role in Poltergeist I, II, and III as Tangina Barrons, died yesterday at the age of 76. I took a minute to sit down with her. Me: Hi, Zelda, … Continue reading








