The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Me and the good Doctor King
In honor of MLK Day, I’m rerunning last year’s interview with Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.: Me: Thanks for agreeing to speak with me. MLK: It’s my pleasure to have another chance to share my message of peace with the … Continue reading
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Tagged celebrity interviews, comedy, dark, humor, interviews, martin-luther-king, mlk, morbid
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My interview with Brittany Murphy
The actress Brittany Murphy, known for “Clueless” and as the voice of Luanne on “King of the Hill”, died Sunday at the age of 32. Shortly after her passing, I was invited to interview her: Me: I’m sorry that I’m … Continue reading
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Tagged brittany murphy, celebrity interviews, comedy, dark, humor, interviews, morbid
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My interview with Oral Roberts
On Tuesday, Oral Roberts died at the age of 91. Today, I was granted an exclusive interview with him: Me: So, Mr. Roberts, you’re finally on your way to meet your maker. Are you excited? OR: Why yes, young man, … Continue reading
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Tagged celebrity, celebrity interviews, christianity, dark humor, humor, interviews, morbid, oral roberts
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My Interview with Ken Ober
Ken Ober died. I drew the short straw and had to interview him. Me: Who the fuck are you again? KO: I- Me: I’m just kidding. I don’t give a shit. Enjoy this interview? Check out my other dead (mostly) … Continue reading
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Tagged comedy, humor, interviewing, interviews, ken ober, remote control
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Nada
It’s been an emotionally exhausting week. I’ve spent several nights over at our friend’s house since her husband died on Monday, and even trying to comprehend the emotions that she’s going through and the massive shift that her life has … Continue reading
My Interview with Henry Gibson
The diminutive actor Henry Gibson died last night at age 73. Of course, I jumped on the chance to interview him after he passed. Me: So, Mr. Gibson, you played the neo-Nazi leader in Blues Brothers, right? HG: That is … Continue reading
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Tagged celebrity, comedy, dark humor, dead celebrity, humor, interviewing, interviews, kanye west
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My Interview with Phillip Spicklefritz
Late last night, a neighbor down my street, Phillip Spicklefritz, passed away at the age of 94. While he may not have been famous, I thought he deserved an interview as well: Me: Thanks for joining me Phil. PS: So, … Continue reading
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Tagged boston, celebrity, comedy, dead celebrity, edward kennedy, good will hunting, humor, interviewing, interviews, kennedy, matt damon, parody, satire, ted kennedy
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My Interview with #BlogHer09
On Sunday, July 26th, after a short yet productive life, Twitter hashtag #BlogHer09 passed away in the hospital. She spent her entire life selflessly supporting the 2009 BlogHer Conference, and although many people may have found her annoying and a … Continue reading
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Tagged avitable, blogher, blogher09, comedy, hashtags, humor, interviews, men, parody, satire, twitter, women
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My interview with Walter Cronkite
Walter Cronkite, one of the most respected journalists of our time, died on Friday night at the age of 92. I spoke with him posthumously on Sunday: Me: Thank you for speaking with me, Walter. WC: Young man, it is … Continue reading
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Tagged anchor, anchorman, avitable, birthday, celebrity, comedy, cronkite, dark humor, dead, humor, interview, interviewing, interviews, lesombre, morbid, parody, walter cronkite
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