The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Invaded! Studio Photos of Avitaween 2009 Guests!
Click the tiny Stormtrooper to go see all of the Invaded! studio photos on the Halloween blog!
Avitaween 2009: What I did with your vacation photos
Those of you who sent in vacation photos helped us out with our decorations immensely. As I said yesterday, we converted my game room into a war room and covered three walls with “Recent Sightings”, which were all 122 vacation … Continue reading
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Tagged alien, aliens, halloween, invaded, party, photoshop, vacation photos
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Halloween Party Recap Part 1
(cross-posted to the Halloween blog) I wish I was able to write a full recap of the party the day after it happened, but that would require preparation, motivation, and finished photos, none of which I currently possess. If you … Continue reading
Avitaween: Invaded!
Today’s the day. Over 100 people will be storming the house at 8 PM to party until I kick their asses out (last year that was at 5 AM). If you didn’t get a ticket, gnash your teeth and wail, … Continue reading
Halloween Sneak Peek 2
T Minus Three Days and Counting . . .
The Guest List
In six days, the following bloggers will be coming to my house for a quiet evening of checkers: Miss Britt Hilly Dave2 Hellohahanarf Sassy I’m Wendy Certifiable Princess Kim Libragirl Bellaventa Ren Mommy Melee NYCWD Poppy Cedes Angie (A Whole … Continue reading
Halloween Sneak Peek!
There are six days until 100 people show up at my house to party. I think I need each of these upcoming days to be 40-50 hours long so that we have time to finish everything! Oh well, if I … Continue reading
Last Day to Buy Tickets!
Today is the last day to buy tickets to Invaded! The party is next Saturday, October 24th, starting at 8 PM, and I hope to see you there! Also, if you’re still interested in purchasing an Invaded! T-shirt with designs … Continue reading
Halloween Tickets and Vacation Photos
(Crossposted on the Halloween blog) Halloween Tickets – you have until Friday, October 16th, to buy your tickets, if they don’t sell out by then. If you want me to save you one, just email me and let me know. … Continue reading
Halloween Party update!
If you are planning on coming to my Halloween party in three weeks and haven’t bought your tickets yet, please do so as soon as possible. I need to be able to confirm the number of guests with the caterer, … Continue reading








