The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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A Fateful Trip
To the tune of the theme from Gilligan’s Island Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, A tale of a southbound trip That started from Altamonte With me and Miss Britt. We hit the road at quarter to … Continue reading
Posted in My Art
Tagged avitable, beacon, britt, dining scams, finn, jester, miami, miami beach, ocean drive, othurme, rendezvous, rendezvous on the beach, rendezvous on the ocean, rendezvous restaurant, restaurant, restaurant review, south beach, the beacon hotel, the gays, the rendezvous restaurant, umb
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Lazy Sunday XVIII
Thanks to Jester for the questions. 1. Who was the last person of the opposite sex you laid in a bed with? Well, since I volunteer as a couples mattress tester for single people over at the local Rooms-to-Go, I … Continue reading
Posted in Memes and more
Tagged avitable, comedy, humor, jester, jestertunes, meme, memes, myspace, surveys
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A Day in the Life of a Fag
Man, there’s a lot of pressure to be funny here today. I’ve known about writing a guest post here for a week, and I gotta tell you, I sat frozen for days wondering exactly what I was going to write … Continue reading
Posted in I am not gay, Substitute Avitable, Whoring
Tagged alien, diary, fag, gay, green-blood, homo, jester, jestertunes
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It’s a mad, mad, mad, mad, mad lib.
Thanks to everyone who submitted their entries for my Mad Lib contest! An unintended result of this contest was that it became a bizarre experiment in groupthink. The 26 responses I got were highly varied, but, more interestingly, they had … Continue reading
Posted in Bloggers
Tagged avitable, britt, funny, humor, jester, jestertunes, mad-libs, miss britt, red-right-hand, redrighthand
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