The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Lazy Sunday XVIII
Thanks to Jester for the questions. 1. Who was the last person of the opposite sex you laid in a bed with? Well, since I volunteer as a couples mattress tester for single people over at the local Rooms-to-Go, I … Continue reading
Posted in Memes and more
Tagged avitable, comedy, humor, jester, jestertunes, meme, memes, myspace, surveys
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A Day in the Life of a Fag
Man, there’s a lot of pressure to be funny here today. I’ve known about writing a guest post here for a week, and I gotta tell you, I sat frozen for days wondering exactly what I was going to write … Continue reading
Posted in I am not gay, Substitute Avitable, Whoring
Tagged alien, diary, fag, gay, green-blood, homo, jester, jestertunes
30 Comments
It’s a mad, mad, mad, mad, mad lib.
Thanks to everyone who submitted their entries for my Mad Lib contest! An unintended result of this contest was that it became a bizarre experiment in groupthink. The 26 responses I got were highly varied, but, more interestingly, they had … Continue reading
Posted in Bloggers
Tagged avitable, britt, funny, humor, jester, jestertunes, mad-libs, miss britt, red-right-hand, redrighthand
45 Comments
I have a dream
Today, I’m guest posting over Jestertunes, where I am standing up for the rights of a straight man in a gay, gay world. Head over there and leave me a comment, willya? And if you don’t see my post at … Continue reading








